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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:19 PM
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Conservative Cities Have ''Harder Time'' Getting It Up
Tulsa top in study's Viagra need list
A health magazine assesses several factors to produce that rating.



By KIM ARCHER World Staff Writer
Last Modified: 5/14/2009 3:21 AM




You know the old saying, "If it happened to men, the world would be different"? Well, men are going to want to see this. Tulsa men might want to start exercising, losing weight, controlling their diabetes and stop smoking. In fact, Tulsa men might go crazy trying to get fit after they read this.

The list of the 100 U.S. cities that are most in need of Viagra puts Tulsa at the top, the April edition of Men's Health magazine reports. Oklahoma City is right in there, ranking No. 6. Dr. Raji Gill, a urologist at Oklahoma State University Medical Center, said of the magazine's report: "I don't know how scientific it was. They were sort of using erections as a barometer for how healthy a guy is."

Yet, that can be a valid barometer, he said. The overall health of a man often is reflected in his sexual function, he said. "It did make sense," Gill said.

*snip*

Top 10 cities for erectile dysfunction:

1. Tulsa
2. Lubbock, Texas
3. Charleston, W.Va.
4. Arlington, Texas
5. Fort Worth
6. Oklahoma City
7. Anchorage, Alaska
8. Bakersfield, Calif.
9. Modesto, Calif.
10. Omaha, Neb.


Top 10 nonerectile dysfunction cities

1. New York
2. San Francisco
3. Newark, N.J.
4. Jersey City, N.J.
5. Durham, N.C.
6. Burlington, Vt.
7. Atlanta
8. Washington
9. Hartford, Conn.
10. Boston


http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=11&articleid=20090514_17_A9_Youkno836260&archive=yes">MORE

- Once I eliminated geography and the regional differences in diets from the equation, the only thing that stood out to me was the fact that most of the Top Ten Erectile Dysfunction cities are overrun with Repukes. And the Non-Erectile Dysfunction cities are generally liberals in the majority.

And you can't have a much better party recruitment or replenishment advantage than that......

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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:25 PM
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1. Lucky me
I married a leftie liberal.
Guess if you're prudish and stiff about sex, you need a lift. :rofl:
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:39 PM
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7. And that lift's needed whether or not....
...one has a w i d e stance.

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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:26 PM
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2. Texas is well represented on that list
:toast:
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:45 PM
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8. No wonder some people.....
...have time to secede from the Union.

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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:26 PM
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3. Hell yeah! What else is there to do if you live in:
1. Tulsa
2. Lubbock, Texas
3. Charleston, W.Va.
4. Arlington, Texas
5. Fort Worth
6. Oklahoma City
7. Anchorage, Alaska
8. Bakersfield, Calif.
9. Modesto, Calif.
10. Omaha, Neb.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:48 PM
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10. Well....
...at least there's wine in Modesto.

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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:28 PM
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4. Or they could just be having more fun than the others.
Many people use viagra and its ilk recreationally. Really, what the hell else is there to do in Oklahoma or Nebraska?
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:52 PM
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11. I've never been to Nebraska....
...but I've been to Oklahoma several times on business back in the 90s. Let's just say I was really glad to get back home.

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Fresh_Start Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:29 PM
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5. Can we conclude that their "hard on"
over immigrants, unmarried sex, recreational drugs, American Might, foreigners in general but Arabs in particular are overcompensating???
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:55 PM
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12. Yes, I believe we may.
Especially those who can no longer look down and gaze at their genitals anymore....

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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:35 PM
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6. To be fair, the more dicks there are, the more common this becomes.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:59 PM
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13. Good point.



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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 06:46 PM
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9. Omaha? Bwahaha!
I lived there for nearly 20 years. Started trying to escape in year one.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 07:00 PM
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14. And look where you'd be....
...if you hadn't made it out!

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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 07:21 PM
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16. In Omaha's defense...
at least they helped get a Democratic presidential candidate an electoral vote in NE for the first time in...forever.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 07:14 PM
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15. There's enough pills in that pic to make the state map of Florida erect
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 07:50 PM
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17. So... ED turns people into grumpy republicans?
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 07:57 PM
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18. LOL! Yes, Durham has it going on!
:evilgrin:
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