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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 07:55 PM
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Looking For Work

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
Take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
Take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks.'

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took
a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half
the country is looking for work.
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