Bristol Palin now says "I'm sexy enough to make you wait." Levi Johnston says ...

11 Bravo

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 11:36 AM
Original message

Bristol Palin now says "I'm sexy enough to make you wait." Levi Johnston says ...

"I'm horny enough to go somewhere else. Now, fuck off!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Teaser

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 11:38 AM
Response to Original message

1. no, honey, you ain't.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

PCIntern

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 11:39 AM
Response to Original message

2. I do recall something about golf balls and garden hoses...

Why is this public?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

11 Bravo

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 11:40 AM
Response to Reply #2

4. Any word on the chrome off a trailer hitch?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

PCIntern

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 11:41 AM
Response to Reply #4

5. Shame she wasn't named after a famous vacuum cleaner...

not Hoover...Oreck!

Mom likes trademark names...

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Froward69

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 11:46 AM
Response to Reply #4

7. If she had done that

I do not think she would have gotten knocked up.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

IDFbunny

(530 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 01:01 PM
Response to Reply #2

17. She could suck start a Harley. nt

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

underpants

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 11:39 AM
Response to Original message

3. Oh Bristol

I thought it was Sarah

Sarah is!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

slampoet

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 11:44 AM
Response to Original message

6. Only in Alaska is Bristol worth waiting for. Has Ring Thing addressed Alaskan Goddess Syndrome yet?

Cause once Bristol Palin gets to some part of the country where men don't outnumber women 4 to 1,

she might have a different self image.

Sorry.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Froward69

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 11:47 AM
Response to Reply #6

8. Hear Here!!!!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

mitchum

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 12:32 PM
Response to Reply #6

16. This reality-based cynic (yes, that is redundant) agrees with your assessment

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

PCIntern

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 11:49 AM
Response to Original message

9. Yeah...a real pin-up gal...

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

HopeHoops

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 12:06 PM
Response to Original message

10. Um, wait, oh no...

:puke:

Whew - sorry about that.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

ejpoeta

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 12:11 PM
Response to Original message

11. that would have been a great idea BEFORE she had sex, got pregnant and had a kid.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Canuckistanian

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 12:12 PM
Response to Original message

12. I'm guessing that "waiting period" is negotiable

5..4..3..2..1... Adeste Fidelis, big man!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Echo In Light

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 12:14 PM
Response to Original message

13. So, she hasn't any inherent sexual drive? ...or, prefers to use her sexuality as a leveraging tool?

See, the I can make you wait thing indicates her lack of enjoying sex...or, is indicative of her only being able to enjoy it with ideological stipulations that apparently takes priority over enjoying herself sexually with another.

I'm amazed that this very common gender propaganda still holds water in this day and age - think of how many women have and do lead unsatisfied, fucked up lives because they were indoctrinated into this Puritanical nonsense.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DS1

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 12:14 PM
Response to Original message

14. Jesus, I hate this thread already

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

symbolman

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-28-09 12:31 PM
Response to Original message

15. When I lived in Alaska

A "10" was considered a "4" with a 6-Pack of beer...

Prostitution in Fairbanks during the Pipeline rose 5000 % , a fact noted in the newspapers and verified by me as I was a cab driver for 12 hours a day there..

Because of the lack of women the many bars on Two Street would empty out spontaneously now and then, and hundreds of men would beat the shit out of each other til the street ran with blood and teeth..

So tell ME how fucking Sexy you are, Miss Alaskan White Trash, while you hold a baby in your arm that proves you're a Liar... Unless it's your Moms..

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Wed May 15th 2024, 01:50 AM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.