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keep_it_real Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:09 PM
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Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police:

"He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3106520.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:10 PM
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1. Viagra - giving zombies hard on's for years
Edited on Sat May-30-09 08:17 PM by The Straight Story
brains...hoochie....mmmmmmmm
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:13 PM
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2. At 82 almost everything else is stiff anyway.
Edited on Sat May-30-09 08:38 PM by TheCowsCameHome
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:16 PM
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3. if it keeps him from rolling out of bed, it's worth it
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:19 PM
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LOL
:rofl: ow :rofl: :cry:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:20 PM
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7. DUzy
.:rofl:
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:22 PM
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10. He nailed it
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:21 PM
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8. ROFL!
Kickstand!
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:22 PM
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9. !
:rofl:
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:19 PM
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4. There's a Robin Williams bit that's appropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJrN2OLD9Uo
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canetoad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:19 PM
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5. Yeah, yeah....
with a name like keep_it_real!

This story is about you, isn't it? :)
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jazzjunkysue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:20 PM
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6. "The Real Housewives of Palermo."
Just when you thought there wasn't anything new on TV.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:23 PM
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11. Tony Randall fathered his children when he was 77 and 78...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Randall

He remarried on 17 November 1995 to Heather Harlan, an intern in one of his theatrical programs. At the time, Tony was 75, Heather 25. The couple subsequently had two children, Julia Laurette Randall (b. 1997) and Jefferson Salvini Randall (b. 1998), and they remained married until his death in 2004.


But that line! "...so much love could have lethal consequences" cracks me up!
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pnwmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 10:26 PM
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14. Maybe he did . . . . n/t
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Libertyfirst Donating Member (583 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 10:33 PM
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15. When my 85 year old grandfather produced a son, my father
said to me " if you are walking through the woods pointing a stick at squirrels and shouting bam, if one falls out of the tree, turn around and see who is behind you with a real gun."
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pnwmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 10:43 PM
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16. LOL! n/t
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:46 PM
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12. Ry Cooder performed a song on his bop til you drop LP
Called "Look at Granny Run Run"

"Cause he went to the doctor, got a brand new pill. The doctor said son, you aint over the hill..
He can't sit still, great gosh amighty."
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 08:48 PM
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13. "Mama? Why does Noni call Pappi, Meridiana?"
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 10:44 PM
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17. "Lethal consequences, 'cause if he comes at me with that thing I'll kill him."
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