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Indications: This Thread® provides a highly robust discussion of sundry and relative topics.

Directions: Adults and children at and above the age of reason. - One post at a time, with as many frequent corrections for proper diction and facts as necessary. Do not exceed the moderator recommended dose of calling out, flaming, or spamming. For individuals incapable of engaging in a respectful exchange of ideas and opinions, please consult a physician.

Each post contains: Ideas, speculations, opinions, appeals for sympathy, protestations, agreements, disagreements, sarcasm, pithy statements and comedy.

Warnings: Vision changes, such as seeing a blue tinge to objects or having difficulty telling the difference between the colors blue and green.

Also, An erection that won't go away. Serious risks include decreased or increased sweating.

Babies born to mothers who have taken This Thread® in the latter half of pregnancy have reported complications, including difficulties with breathing, turning blue, floppiness, stiffness, irritability or constant crying.

Sleepwalking, and eating or driving while not fully awake, with amnesia for the event, have been reported.

Gas with oily spotting, loose stools, and more frequent stools that may be hard to control.

Some posters tried to end their own lives. And some people have ended their own lives. (Hint: While This Thread® also has been linked to an increase in suicidal thoughts in some children/teens, that's not what we're looking for here.

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(In a small number of posters) your skin and the whites of your eyes turn yellow.

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If this happens you should contact your moderator immediately to reduce the dose or consider discontinuing This Thread®.

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Depression medication such as This Thread® may cause fluid retention, which is especially a concern if you’re an older adult.

It may also cause you to feel drowsy or less alert, and may affect your judgment.

Therefore, you should avoid driving and operating dangerous machinery or participating in other hazardous activities that require full mental alertness until you know exactly how This Thread® effects you.

Your moderator should examine you regularly if you have glaucoma (high pressure in the eye), or if you are at a relatively high risk of developing it.

If you ever have been addicted to discourse you should inform your moderator prior to starting This Thread®.

If you develop a skin rash or hives while taking This Thread®, notify your moderator immediately. Also, This Thread®r may cause bleeding or bruising of the skin.

You should not stop taking This Thread® without consulting your moderator. If you stop suddenly, you may have withdrawal symptoms, even though This Thread® does not seem to be habit-forming. Your moderator should taper you off This Thread® gradually rather than stopping it suddenly.

The safety and effectiveness of This Thread® has not been established in children under the age of 18.

China is already making This Thread in half the time and at half the cost.

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...that "new thread" smell.

:hi:

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:rofl:

But for some reason they're going away

:applause: :thumbsup: