BREAKING: Alberto Gonzales finds his car

Less than three years after leaving his position as the Attorney General of the United States Alberto Gonzales has finally found his car.

The long delay in finding the late model sedan was attributed to a memory loss, "I just simply couldn't remember where I parked it" said Gonzales in a telephone interview.

Gonzales initially did not answer calls for this story citing the inability to find his cell phone. "I didn't remember where I put it" he said.

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The former Attorney General of the United States roved the DC area parking lots hitting the trunk latch key on his remote. "I don't remember that it was not tortuous" even returning from his banishment to a teaching position at Texas Tech University in Lubbock to look for his car. He once thought he had found it at the Ikea in Potomac Mills mall but Gonzales says "turns out the trunk that popped open was on a blue car not a red car. I didn't remember that it was red that I was looking for until the nice lady told me it wasn't mine".

Gonzales plans to drive the car back to Texas "if I remember which way it is"

even with both hands.

"I don't remember"

:rofl:

That close and he still can't remember shit.

It seems he has the same effect on me tht facts have on him.

I love his deferential puppy-eyed stare at his hero. If only Harriet were there, there wouldn't be a part of w's ass that wasn't being sucked on.

:wtf:

:sarcasm:

I thought that is how all the Shrubbies did things!

he might just find himself in Mexico.

:rofl: