I'm going to see my doctor next week. How many Chickens
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:16 PM
I'm going to see my doctor next week. How many Chickens
Edited on Thu Apr-22-10 08:19 PM by OffWithTheirHeads
should I bring for knee replacment surgery? I'm guessing a whole bunch!
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:20 PMOriginal message
1. If he is a vegetarian can you bring free range Tofurkeys? nt
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:21 PMOriginal message
2. For that you should bring a cow.
It's too inefficient to bring the doctor several hundred chickens.
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:23 PMOriginal message
Has anyone suggested paying that urologist in Florida with chickens?
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:23 PMReply #3
4. He won't accept your chickens if you voted for Obama.
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:24 PMReply #4
9. Then I will have to stamp, McCain/Palin 08 on all my poultry!!!
And if it starts to burn when I pee, I'll do it too!
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:23 PMOriginal message
5. I think you may need to diversify your FSA - Fowl Spending Account - for Knee Surgery
You'll need at least a dozen turkeys, ducks and geese to get that procedure.:P
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:24 PMOriginal message
6. i figger that if'n i do my cypherin co recctly it would take
bout 4000 live chickens at 1 dollar a chicken or mebbe if'n you throw in some sweet potato pies you can slick talk the old doc into a bargain
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:24 PMOriginal message
7. I was going to say "You are one to many" but I thought that was very trite so I didn't. Hope your
Edited on Thu Apr-22-10 08:37 PM by jody
surgery costs less than my open heart surgery that brought me back from the dead.
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:24 PMOriginal message
8. How do they make change?
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:27 PMReply #8
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:25 PMOriginal message
10. I bet you can save a few bucks...
if you craft your own knee with coconut husks and bring it in.
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:27 PMOriginal message
12. Billions and billions.
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:29 PMOriginal message
13. I think we should all call our local clinic
and ask them what their chicken per dollar rate is.
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:36 PMReply #13
15. I actually plan to do that tomorrow
I also plan to report back to DU as to how it goes. Just cause, I don't think my Doc is gonna go for it but I will try.
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Thu Apr-22-10 10:56 PMReply #15
24. OH NO - I hate reading that. For something big along those lines
we have to go to chicken scratch.
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Thu Apr-22-10 11:01 PMReply #13
25. That's a helluva good idea.
I think I'll call Kaiser Permanente and all the local "health care centers" and ask how much and what type livestock I need to bring for a checkup. We all should and report on what they say! This could be fun!
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Thu Apr-22-10 11:17 PMReply #25
26. I wish the DSCC had a place on their site for it n/t
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:33 PMOriginal message
14. I want someone to show up with one at that physician's office in FL ...
... You know the asshole would only treat you if you were against health care reform?
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:46 PMOriginal message
16. One gold plated chicken.
And it better be a thick plate.
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Thu Apr-22-10 09:32 PMReply #17
Disco Duck!
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:51 PMOriginal message
18. 1,688 chickens, 26 turkeys and the hind quarter from a pig...
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Thu Apr-22-10 09:02 PMReply #18
19. based on what? We have the biggest population of Ferril pigs
in California but you can't hunt em. They get really upset when I carry my rifle down first street!
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Thu Apr-22-10 09:07 PMOriginal message
20. We;; I was going to take eggs and try to convince him that they would grow up to be chickens
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Thu Apr-22-10 09:08 PMOriginal message
21. Tractor supply had lots of chicks, hens, pullets & ducks for sale today..Cheep.
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Thu Apr-22-10 09:24 PMOriginal message
22. How about we pay in "Limbaugh"'s?
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