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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 10:41 PM
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I just woke from the craziest dream ever. It was really nuts.
Edited on Thu Apr-22-10 11:10 PM by Botany
My dream seemed to take forever but it revolved around a no talent little son of a former President
who got installed as President after he lost the election by a Supreme Court that ruled counting
the people's legal votes was against the law and besides if they counted the votes the
man who lost the election would suffer embarrassment so he should be made the winner even
though he lost.

Now this man had run 3 businesses into the ground, he was an alcoholic, he had a history of cocaine use,
he went AWOL from the military, he was bone as stupid, he had a history of being arrested, and he was controlled
by a man that looked like "the Penguin" from the old Batman T.V. series.



Well my dream had the little dumb man and the Penguin man missing over 52 warning that our country
was about to be attacked and then it was attacked and thousands of people died but we then attacked the wrong
country in response and we got stuck in a real mess.

But the craziest part of the dream was right after the little dumb man and the Penguin man started the
unneeded war against people who did not attack us the little dumb man pretended to be the actor
Bill Pullman from the make believe movie "Independence Day" and put on a uniform and walked around
an aircraft carrier acting like he was a fighter pilot and he told everybody that we had won the war.






Do you think Hollywood would ever buy such a story or is that just too crazy?

BTW Somewhere in my dream the little dumb man was a pretend cowboy too but he was afraid of horses
and knew nothing about cattle.








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midnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 10:43 PM
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1. K&R.
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 10:46 PM
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2. The 'Poseur with Codpiece' pic tells it all.
The dude is as phony as a four dollar bill.

How I despise him. :mad: :puke:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 11:01 PM
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3. It wasn't a dream
JR really did get shot

it was just a really bad TV show
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 11:02 PM
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4. Naw, that's too far fetched!
it won't sell!
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 11:16 PM
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5. But Fellini made some weird movies and they did O.K..


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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 11:23 PM
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6. Well yeah....
maybe as a Fellini production.





but not much appetite for that in the States, I fear.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 11:25 PM
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7. I would say write a screenplay, but nobody would believe it.
Too far-fetched.
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 01:49 AM
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8. Sounds like a nightmare to me, but it's crazy enough it just might sell. n/t
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 09:40 AM
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9. The good news? You woke up.
Whew.
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