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obliviously Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 11:34 PM
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Alrighty then, whats up with this chicken shit?
Is everyone stoned? What happened?
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Oregone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 11:37 PM
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1. Some chick wants to move to a cash/barter system for health care (not insurance)
Edited on Thu Apr-22-10 11:39 PM by Oregone
People here are convinced that having private, for-profit middleman--who scoops off the top--negotiating for their private pool is an absurdly better system


I think both ideas suck a big fat "pony's" dick
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 06:25 AM
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12. I thought it was the "Cash for Cluckers" bill ...
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 11:51 PM
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2. Republican Health Care Proposal was Leaked.
Free Market Bartering, Just Like the "Good Old Days".
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:05 AM
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3. Republicans want sick people with no money to give away their personal possessions, or
Edited on Fri Apr-23-10 12:06 AM by TwilightGardener
enslave themselves to their doctors, or just fucking go away and die.
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:28 AM
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4. To answer your question, this DU link should help:
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:29 AM
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5. America has just received a gift from the comedy gods.
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:45 AM
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6. And you never look a gift chicken in the beak nt
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 01:19 AM
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9. That's right, we're gonna milk this chicken for all it's worth.
And it may be worth a polyp removal, if I play my cards right.
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thatgemguy Donating Member (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:47 AM
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7. It doesn't take a genius
to know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad!
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Traveling_Home Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:48 AM
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8. Eating Chicken makes you bald and gay
Yes, we are all stoned but still.....

Gay and bald? Evo Morales thinks you ate too much chicken
Bolivian president causes homophobia storm by blaming 'deviant' men on hormone-reared fowl

<snip>
Speaking at an environmental conference on Tuesday, Morales said chicken producers injected fowl with female hormones and insisted that "when men eat those chickens they experience deviances in being men".

The Bolivian president since 2005 added that eating chicken could make men go bald.

Morales's theories do not appear to have been immediately accepted by the scientific community, to put it mildly, and have been criticised by Spain's National Federation of Lesbians, Gays, Transsexuals and Bisexuals, which sent a letter of protest to the Bolivian embassy in Madrid describing the president's remarks as homophobic.

The president of the Argentina Homosexual Community campaigning organisation, Cesar Cigliutti, said: "It's an absurdity to think that eating hormone-containing chicken can change the sexual orientation of a person.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2010/apr/22/chicken-causes-homosexuality-evo-morales
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 01:22 AM
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10. Look it is really easy, in the new system you want a coke
you bring 6 pelts and 50 pounds of tobacco. Takes time to insert into the vending machine so plan ahead.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 01:27 AM
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11. ah, grasshopper
they say it was a nucular accydent. A gnarly one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtrJwLfNQPs

Chickenabunga dude.
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