Sue Lowden’s LOWDEN MEDICAL PROCEDURE chicken convertor

“Doctors are reasonable people”
Senate hopeful Sue Lowden’s plan for Healthcare reform is to barter chickens for medical procedures. But you may be unsure how many chickens are required for your medical care. This handy calculator converts many common procedures into chickens so you won’t look like an idiot at your next Doctor’s Appointment


http://lowdenplan.com/




This site makes no guarantees regarding the correct number of chickens for your procedure. Chicken count is an estimate only based on current market value of typical live chickens and average costs of medical procedures gathered from multiple sources. Your doctor may require more chickens than specified. For your convenience, we recommend bringing at least 20% more chickens than specified to any doctor's appointment. For that matter, you should have at least 1500 chickens per passenger in your car in the event of an accident, so you could just use those if you're a little short on chickens, but then be extra careful driving home from the doctor because you will have used up some of your accident chickens. Do not mail your medical chickens as payment. Please barter medical chickens in person. Chickens should be secured in your trunk or truckbed if possible. Any chickens riding in the passenger compartment on the way to the doctor must wear seat belts. Chickens should not drive you to the doctor, if you are unable to drive you should dial 911 for an ambulance. Ambulances may not accept chickens for payment, you should have at least 4 goats or an adult pig for such cases. Your healthcare provider may not accept chickens for payment, but many accept other livestock. The Chicken Calculator can not convert medical procedures to sheep, goats, pigs, ducks, cows, llamas, ostriches, etc. Check with your local livestock association for current exchange rates and providers.

Our local news covered the Democrats' chicken demonstration at Lowden's office pretty well last night.

So, this isn't really a single layer plan?

:D My recent surgery would have required 10 chickens at least!

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Well, that's a real downside, then.















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I was right on board until that rider about chicken chauffers, an' all.........

Another scumbag Puke.

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Where do you find live chickens?

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Yeeeehawwww! I am so proud of my new chicken coup. Now I just need to get some chickens and feed so I can feel I my family is protected against any medical calamity that might arise. Thank you conservatives! You didn't come up with any ideas to reform health care, until now. Your "Poultry for Physicians" plan is perfect!

BTW, I cancelled my medical plan through my employer and my supplemental plan. Yeeeeehawwwww!!!!!