What you've been waiting for - medical procedure/chicken converter website

http://lowdenplan.com/

Check here to see how many chickens for an ER visit, breast cancer, MRI, flu shot, and other procedures.


also info on planning for your future medical expenses with a Medical Savings Acct for chickens, info for physicians on managing their new chicken assets, and other types of livestock that could potentially be used for medical barter.


This website is not authorized by any candidate, candidate’s committee or political party.

*This site makes no guarantees regarding the correct number of chickens for your procedure. Chicken count is an estimate only based on current market value of typical live chickens and average costs of medical procedures gathered from multiple sources. Your doctor may require more chickens than specified. For your convenience, we recommend bringing at least 20% more chickens than specified to any doctor's appointment. For that matter, you should have at least 1500 chickens per passenger in your car in the event of an accident, so you could just use those if you're a little short on chickens, but then be extra careful driving home from the doctor because you will have used up some of your accident chickens. Do not mail your medical chickens as payment. Please barter medical chickens in person. Chickens should be secured in your trunk or truckbed if possible. Any chickens riding in the passenger compartment on the way to the doctor must wear seat belts. Chickens should not drive you to the doctor, if you are unable to drive you should dial 911 for an ambulance. Ambulances may not accept chickens for payment, you should have at least 4 goats or an adult pig for such cases. Your healthcare provider may not accept chickens for payment, but many accept other livestock. The Chicken Calculator can not convert medical procedures to sheep, goats, pigs, ducks, cows, llamas, ostriches, etc. Check with your local livestock association for current exchange rates and providers.




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A mammogram is 18 chickens. :rofl:

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This is a riot -- I love the disclaimer. Someone sure put this together quickly, and it's actually pretty cute looking.

Genius.

I'm sharing it.

The Repulbican team - ready to make you laugh or cry.

Who did I forget?

I wonder if the adenoids were extra?

K&R

http://chickenhaulin.com/acha2.htm

The free market lives!

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I'm spreading this all over FB!! :D

Glad you enjoyed it