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Chisox08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 11:07 AM
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Signs that you may be a Dumbfuckatani
1. You voted for and or support a law that allows the police to stop a person and demand proof of citizenship
2. You protest with a misspelled signs while wearing a tri-cornered hat with teabags attached to it.
3. You actually believe anything that you hear on Fox News
4. You watch Fox News
5. You are on the government ran Medicare and you want the government to keep its hands off of your Medicare.
6. You believe that the government is going to take your guns away.
7. You believe that President Obama is not an American citizen
8. You voted for Bush
9. You think that President Grant should be replaced by Reagan on the $50 bill.
10. You believe that Reagan was a good President
11. You own the Sarah Palin book
12. Michelle Bachmann seems perfectly sane to you
13. You shout racial slurs at Congressmen that you don't agree with
Feel free to add any that I missed.
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 11:09 AM
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1. You think the environmentalists are more powerful than the energy companies
And THAT is why gas prices are so high or why there's no domestic drilling.
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Enthusiast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 02:58 PM
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16. That's a good one.
And one that I can applaud. These people are IDIOTS!
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 11:16 AM
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2. 14. You feel the strenght of ones argument is relative to the number of American flags they wear.
n/t
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 11:21 AM
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3. You think tax breaks for the really wealthy means more wealth for you and a job.
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 11:24 AM
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4. You watch Glenn Beck and take notes! n/t
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 11:27 AM
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5. you believe Obama RAISED your taxes
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 11:28 AM
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6. you voted for Bush twice
Edited on Mon Apr-26-10 11:29 AM by lame54
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 11:38 AM
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9. .
Edited on Mon Apr-26-10 11:38 AM by lame54
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 11:33 AM
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7. You have Sean Hannity's book proudly displayed on your coffee table in your living room. n/t
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Chisox08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 11:33 AM
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8. You believe the media has a liberal bias
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 11:38 AM
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10. You hate the metric system
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Politicalboi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 11:55 AM
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11. You think
Sarah Palin is ready to be President.
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Chisox08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 12:13 PM
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12. and Michelle Bachmann Vice President
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Qutzupalotl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 01:54 PM
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13. I think it would be more appropriate to put Reagan on the dime...
just so long as it's someone else's dime! :D
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ima_sinnic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 02:00 PM
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14. you think the occupation of Iraq is for our "defense" or "to protect us"
Edited on Mon Apr-26-10 02:01 PM by ima_sinnic
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Chisox08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 02:53 PM
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15. You buy insurance against Obama care
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