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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 06:50 PM
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Can anyone translate Teabag to English?



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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 06:52 PM
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1. a "cons tit ion"
Is a prisoner's breast that carries an electrical charge?
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 06:52 PM
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3. ROFL....twice
:rofl: :rofl:


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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:03 PM
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6. Electrically-charged prisoner breasts!
    :spray: :rofl:
:woohoo:
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 06:52 PM
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2. Flag-Desecrating woman wants her titties to have special rights under The ConstiTITion. n/t
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 11:41 PM
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26. Comes naturally to ConstiTITioners.
:rofl:
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 06:53 PM
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4. Pretty sure their rambling about non-taxation.
That ole "there is no taxation in the constitution" tripe...where there in fact IS.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 06:53 PM
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5. There is a "lady" here who speaks Teabonics. Want me to ask her what
the signs are trying to say.

Seriously...there is a lady here who speaks teabonics and I have to review her stuff and MAN OH MAN you can tell a teabagger the moment you read some shit they wrote.
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izquierdista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:08 PM
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7. What can you tell a teabagger?
Not anything they would retain.
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William Z. Foster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:10 PM
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8. sure
"As working people we are getting screwed, and we know it, and in the absence of any strong coherent left wing political explanation, we are left with no choice but latching onto any absurd or ridiculous thing available to blame."
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:14 PM
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:16 PM
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13. Now you done done it.
Hungry :)
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:17 PM
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15. Even if we had a coherent answer for them to latch on to, how will they hear it? Through the
corporate media? Unlikely. :(
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William Z. Foster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 11:36 PM
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24. "even if..."
I agree that we do not have a coherent story to tell the working people (the 99% of us, those who are dependent upon a paycheck.)

If we had one, however, it would easily punch through the din of the corporate media. The message from the corporate media is very weak. That is why they have to spend so much money on it, control all outlets, pound it into people 24 hours a day, and ruthlessly suppress any alternative voices.

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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:12 PM
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9. i didn't knows that the constition was ilegalized
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Uben Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:14 PM
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10. I speak a little dumbass redneck......
.....but I tell you what, them words is outta my range right there. I'm still tryin to figger out what that critter in betwixt them folks is. And if they's real muricans, why's the flag touchin the ground? Get a rope!
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:15 PM
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12. Anything over one syllable is out of reach of Teabonics. KISS!!!
Remember when trying to communicate with a tea bagger. Use shore three word sentences. Use small words, nothing over one syllable. Use pictures when possible. Use colored crayons to really improve communication. Don't ever talk longer than 30 seconds, the length of a typical soundbite. It short circuits their brains and all hope of communication will be lost.

Approach them slowly, as you would a wild beast. Do not blink or let your eyes wander. Keep staring at them. Don't make any sudden movements because if they see something move they will take out their guns and start firing mindlessly. If they do, just stand their motionless because they are usually so drunk they couldn't tell which of the ten different drunken images the see is the real you.

Keep it simple & stupid for them to understand.
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Mike 03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:16 PM
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14. "One half of the scrotum"
Placed into the mouth of another being.
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miscsoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:18 PM
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16. here you go
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 11:48 PM
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29. Oh, my, haven't seen that movie in years!
"They Live", great movie. And accurate pic, too!
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:20 PM
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17. Constition gal there is dragging her plastic Chinese-made US flag on the sidewalk
And that guy looks like the "Get A Brain Morans" guy's dad, uncle or older brother.

I also wonder what's on the next placard that Uncle Morans Guy is ready to whip out.

Good but puzzling pic.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:27 PM
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18. I just checked in, to see what Condishun my Constition was in.
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. :hippie:
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:45 PM
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20. OMG
Hit the floor laughing at this! :rofl:

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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:53 PM
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22. YaY!!
:hug: :loveya: :bounce:
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:28 PM
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19. Tight asses wanting constipation legalized.
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Juche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:53 PM
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21. Abolish the federal reserve = protect us from teh illuminati and Rockefellers
Legalize the constition = I'm a pissed off, uneducated white person enraged that a black democrat was elected in a democracy.
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 11:32 PM
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23. We've been lied to, believe it, and need your help /nt
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 11:36 PM
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25. Words smell funny.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 11:43 PM
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27. Oh damn. They produced offspring too.
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 11:45 PM
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28. Whuts rilly scary
they prolly homeskoool teh kidies.

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Cresent City Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-10 01:04 AM
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30. I hope they're not home schooling that poor little girl
She'LL geT an F for the ranDoM usE of capiTaL LeTTers.
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