Torque into a Thursday. Please come CAPTION this Mad Hatter.

skip fox

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Thu Apr-29-10 07:29 AM
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Torque into a Thursday. Please come CAPTION this Mad Hatter.

Edited on Thu Apr-29-10 07:47 AM by skip fox

This Mad Hatter is saying: "I call him a 'Fascist' 'cause the way he acts some kinda rock star or something. Like Elvis. But Elvis wasn't black and could really play and crawl down into your heart and tell you the meaning of life and stuff. He could change everything! And when He returns, He'll mop the floor with that little Anti-Christ, Communist, America-hating slug. Mark my words!! . . . Do I sound crazy?"

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YOY

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Thu Apr-29-10 07:38 AM
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1. Looks like she should be back in Mayberry cooking peach pies and warning Opie about Negresses

Edited on Thu Apr-29-10 07:38 AM by YOY

I'm kidding...Aunt Bea was sweet. Baggers are not.

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skip fox

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Thu Apr-29-10 07:42 AM
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2. I know. It's hard to CAPTION them when they look so sweet.

Edited on Thu Apr-29-10 07:45 AM by skip fox

But just like a judge or a soldier, one must think of the sacred charge (maintaining civilization), harden one's heart, and do one's duty!

After all, no one said CAPTIONING was gonna be easy.

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skip fox

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Thu Apr-29-10 08:10 AM
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3. The Mad Hatter answers question: "The difference between a Communist and a Fascist? That's easy!

A Fascist has a small, tidy mustache. But a Communist has a big bushy one. But sometimes a Fascist lets his grow out and then he's a Communist. And sometimes he'll cut the mustache off to try to look like everybody else and fool you. But if you look real close, you can still see the mustache. It's like a shadow. So invisible it's as though it doesn't even exist."

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Bitwit1234

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Thu Apr-29-10 10:03 AM
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4. We did get rid of the Fascist...we voted the bush administration out.

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skip fox

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Thu Apr-29-10 11:35 AM
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5. Come one, DU. How do you expect to get to heaven if you don't CAPTION????

n/t

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BurtWorm

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Thu Apr-29-10 11:41 AM
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6. Muffy the liberal socialite is wondering why everyone at this tea party is looking at her funny.

"It's almost as though they *are* the fascist! (And where *is* the tea urn anyway?)"

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