Don't let a Friday freak out. Please come CAPTION this Mad Hatter.

skip fox

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Fri May-07-10 08:47 AM
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Don't let a Friday freak out. Please come CAPTION this Mad Hatter.

This Tea-Party historian is responding to a reporter's question: " . . . and after our forefathers signed the constitution an angel was seen in the room and she warned about red tape and taxes and gun permits and the evils of reverse racism and the dangers of affirmative action . . . and Abraham Lincoln was in the room and sent it to me in dream-code . . . . What's the matter with you? Do I look like I'd make something like that up???"

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Arkana

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Fri May-07-10 08:51 AM
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1. "Sigh...if only each of these teabags were sweaty ballsacks I could lap at."

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YOY

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Fri May-07-10 08:52 AM
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2. Rush, Glenn, and Sean's sweaty ballsacks at that

n/t

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jimshoes

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Fri May-07-10 08:55 AM
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3. And get your government out of my

Social Security. Oh, and Medicaid too! Oh and by the way, the potholes in my street are getting really big now that the cold weather is gone. That reminds me, I better renew my HEAP.

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Deep13

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Fri May-07-10 09:13 AM
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4. "I can't see a damn thing!" nt

Edited on Fri May-07-10 09:13 AM by Deep13

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paparush

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Fri May-07-10 09:21 AM
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5. I'm here to finish what Minnie Pearl started!

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Deep13

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Fri May-07-10 09:50 AM
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6. "I'll still need hot water, sugar and cream before Mrs. Tiggywinkle comes over." nt

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skip fox

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Fri May-07-10 10:29 AM
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7. "No Taxation Without Recommendations!!!!

Don't Fred On Us!!! Johnny Unitas We Stand!!!"

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madinmaryland

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Fri May-07-10 10:35 AM
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8. Hey! Jonny U., was not a teabagger!!

:rofl:

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skip fox

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Fri May-07-10 11:05 AM
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9. "Problem with America is all these progressive people! They want everything

handed to them. . . Why, when I was a kid all we had to eat was rocks!!! . . . Not even water! . . . And forget about sleeping . . . it was usually too noisy in the dungeons to even close your eyes. . . . Why, . . ."

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skip fox

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Fri May-07-10 01:02 PM
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10. "I sure as hell didn't vote for him. Why the last time I voted for a President, he

said he'd keep us out of The Spanish Civil War!"

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skip fox

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Fri May-07-10 01:23 PM
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11. " . . . and one more thing. There should be a Happy Hour Stimulas

Edited on Fri May-07-10 01:32 PM by skip fox

if he was really serious!"

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