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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 11:59 PM
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lord Jesus Christ hit by car
Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car


NORTHAMPTON, Mass. – The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 12:07 AM
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1. What the hell is Jesus doing in Massachussetts? n/t
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 12:09 AM
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2. obviously keeping a low profile
he made it to 50 years old this time and he isnt dead yet
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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 12:11 AM
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4. the whole 'on a mission from god' thing

needs to work in the blues and he'll have a sequel
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FarLeftFist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 12:11 AM
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3. Jesus Christ!
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Bombero1956 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 12:53 AM
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5. if you saw Lord Jesus Christ you would have to wonder how he got hit
He tends to dress in rather bright colors.
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WillYourVoteBCounted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 12:55 AM
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6. I guess she'll be wanting her 30 pieces of silver
Edited on Sat May-08-10 12:56 AM by WillYourVoteBCounted
eh?
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 12:56 AM
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7. More anti-zombie bigotry. The man was not even trying to eat her brains. nt
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