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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:09 PM
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Does anybody have Moses' phone number?
If we can get him to part the Gulf of Mexico, then maybe the little Dutch Boy can plug the well with his finger.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:11 PM
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1. We're the Joshua Generation. If it's not in our cell phones, we don't have it.
lol
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:11 PM
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That would make a great oil leak repair kit, er 'duo'...
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:11 PM
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2. Cool picture of Moses. Was that an original polaroid or tintype photograph...
Edited on Sat May-08-10 09:13 PM by AnArmyVeteran
I wonder who the photographer was... better still, why did God have all those historic events happen before the invention of ANY technology? Hummmm... Maybe god was sleeping...
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:26 PM
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12. It was painstakingly drawn before a live studio audience nt
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 10:08 PM
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15. Wow, like those court artists?
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:11 PM
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3. Word is Moses didn't part shite
He merely observed a tsunami :evilgrin:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:12 PM
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6. Well, if we can get him to watch another one, that would be great nt
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:11 PM
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4. The pope may be able to get him on the red phone
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:16 PM
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8. Moses blocked him after that thing with the kiddies
Bad for the reputation, ya know...
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 08:55 PM
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23. The Hitler youth thing probably didn't help either
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:11 PM
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5. Sorry. Just his e-mail.
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:14 PM
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7. 1-800-PART SEA
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:17 PM
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10. Toll free? Awesome!
Long distance charges to heaven are out of this world!
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:17 PM
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9. I had it on a stone tablet around here somewhere
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:18 PM
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11. Chissel me a copy if you find it.
k tnks!
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:36 PM
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13. There's a flaw in your brilliant plan...

Moses doesn't approve of dikes or of boys sticking their fingers in them.
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:59 PM
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14. This post is making me smile in tough times. Off to the greatest with it. Recommended
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orion007 Donating Member (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 10:11 PM
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16. Call the NRA for Charlston Heston's number...................n/t
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 10:12 PM
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17. Shoot! Why didn't I think of that? Doh! nt
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 10:17 PM
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18. So many silly solutions floating around, I figured heck, why not
:evilgrin:
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 10:17 PM
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19. I have an idea to plug the hole
Let's stuff both Limpballs and Cheney into the hole.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 10:19 PM
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20. But I thought a big gas ball is what started this mess!
You can't plug the well with more gas.
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 10:21 PM
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22. There's a lot of
lard there, too. :rofl:
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 10:20 PM
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21. Or maybe we could ask Jesus to walk across the Gulf with a big shop vac
and suck the oil right off the top of the water.

Or, being Jesus, he could just turn the crude oil to olive oil, heat it up and then boil a shit load of pasta and feed the whole Gulf Coast.
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