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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:24 AM Original message |
Sarah Palin is so DUMB, that she thought... |
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Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:25 AM Response to Original message |
1. that she thinks she can be President |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:26 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Dumber than a sack full of Ws! |
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AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:40 AM Response to Reply #2 |
10. that is FUNNY! |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 05:01 PM Response to Reply #1 |
50. She hates to pay for the holes in swiss cheese |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:27 AM Response to Original message |
3. she can see Russia from her house |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:34 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Sarah is dumber in the head than a |
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Mojeoux (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 04:37 PM Response to Reply #5 |
48. If she had ducks, they'd drown. |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:34 AM Response to Original message |
4. Sarah Palin is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:36 AM Response to Reply #4 |
7. I hope it unscrambled her chromosomes. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:40 AM Response to Reply #4 |
11. LOL |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:35 AM Response to Original message |
6. ...she thinks "social justice" is a member of SCOTUS who parties a lot |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:37 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. She thinks all the way in is a |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:39 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. LOL--another good one! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:41 AM Response to Original message |
12. her favorite candy is W&W's |
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AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
13. Palin is so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund... |
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tularetom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:46 AM Response to Original message |
14. she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:51 AM Response to Reply #14 |
18. So dumb that on her wedding night she |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:58 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Cough Cough |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:42 AM Response to Reply #20 |
31. Well I wasn't there, but I'm betting she probably was. |
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Catshrink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
15. Sarah Palin is so dumb that she thought Africa was a country. |
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RKP5637 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
16. she can't read the notes written on her hands! |
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RKP5637 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:50 AM Response to Original message |
17. she talks to the teleprompter! |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 08:56 AM Response to Original message |
19. On a serious note . . . |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:02 AM Response to Reply #19 |
22. My thoughts on political humor and satire here. |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:19 AM Response to Reply #22 |
27. Oh God, Mary Poppins? |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:28 AM Response to Reply #27 |
30. LOL |
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randr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
21. Her neighbors yard is Russia. |
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Chipper Chat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:02 AM Response to Original message |
23. she thinks she will carry Indiana in 2012 |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:22 AM Response to Reply #23 |
28. She would carry off more than Indiana if she gets a chance. |
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Chipper Chat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:49 AM Response to Reply #28 |
33. Nah, I could only see her winning Utah, Idaho, and Wyoming. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 12:12 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. I was just talking politics with two folks from Wyoming |
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Chipper Chat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 12:59 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. neochimp? |
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spiritual_gunfighter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
24. Sarah Palin may be dumb |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:07 AM Response to Reply #24 |
25. That's why and the only why I can figure out why her fans love her. |
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Angry Dragon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
26. is so dumb she does no know she is irrelevant |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:26 AM Response to Original message |
29. She got mad when Tripp mentioned "the crack of dawn." |
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MadBadger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
32. Okay Gene |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
35. Sarah Palin is so dumb that she believes that the Flinstones was a reality show. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 01:12 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. I'll bet Gawd told Sarah everything he knew and... |
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Cheap_Trick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
37. She spent all night trying to alphabetize her M & M's. |
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Spirochete (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
38. the weatherman said chilly outside |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 01:20 PM Response to Reply #38 |
41. She found a box of cornflakes on her kitchen table and she spent |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
40. a manila folder was a Filipino contortionist. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 01:26 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. LOL... |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 04:22 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Badumbum. |
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KonaKane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
44. she thinks Mount Rushmore is a natural phenomenon. |
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RB TexLa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
45. It's normal for a woman to be a grandmother in her 40's |
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PSzymeczek (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 04:49 PM Response to Reply #45 |
49. My mom was a grandmother in her 40's. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-10-10 06:56 AM Response to Reply #45 |
71. well, that is fairly normal, actually... |
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smokey nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
46. She studies for blood tests. |
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Stevenmarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
47. That she has this joke written on her palm. |
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tammywammy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
51. she thought the Vice President is in charge of the Senate. n/t |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 06:04 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. So dumb that she thought that most Americans were stupid enough |
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lovemydog (414 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
53. Sarah Palin is so dumb |
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AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:54 PM Response to Reply #53 |
63. 10! 10! 10! !0! LOL |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
54. drill baby drill was |
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Coco2 (52 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
55. that tree stumps worship her! |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 06:28 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. I'm not into armadillo husbandry... |
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Coco2 (52 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 06:41 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. LOL! Cajun? |
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Cresent City Kid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
58. She's so dumb... |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 10:41 PM Response to Reply #58 |
65. Ha! Nicely done. :) |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
59. Sarah Palin is so dumb... |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-10-10 05:53 AM Response to Reply #59 |
69. It makes one wonder, why her witch-doctor/pastor never laid the |
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Sheepshank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
60. Palin is so dumb |
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rustydog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:25 PM Response to Reply #60 |
61. Actually, the pit bull has more charisma |
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ThatsMyBarack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
62. She thinks Lionel Richie is a toy train! |
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lpbk2713 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-10 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
64. So dumb that she admires Beck and OxyRush for their intelligence. |
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Touchdown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-10-10 12:29 AM Response to Original message |
66. She thinks a universal joint is a honkey tonk in outer space! |
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dorkulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-10-10 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
67. It takes her two hours to watch Sixty Minutes. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-10-10 05:15 AM Response to Reply #67 |
68. LOL |
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mwb970 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-10-10 06:44 AM Response to Original message |
70. ...that she causes her critics to waste their time mocking her. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-10-10 07:00 AM Response to Reply #70 |
72. It's my time to waste... |
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