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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:24 AM
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Pirates can be teabaggers, too. Come CAPTION this swabbie!
Edited on Sun May-09-10 09:26 AM by skip fox


This bandy-legged seadog is saying: "Argh! Lots of these landlubbers don't take teabaggin serious-like. But I'm telling ya lad, argh!, the first time I crossed the equator, the boys held me down for over three hours and . . . . Well, they sure didn't make no coffee!!!!!"
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:28 AM
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1. This TeaBagger swabbie has the look of a luggage-handler (R)
Edited on Sun May-09-10 09:29 AM by SpiralHawk
TeaBagger (R)? Luggage Handler (R)? Financial Pirate (R)?

What's the difference?
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 12:40 PM
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13. Glenn Beck the Pontius Pirate...
How can we get this blunderous boob to walk the gangplank into the oil covered Gulf of Mexico?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 12:56 PM
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15. Happy dreams tonight. Thanks!
n/t
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:30 AM
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2. "What do you mean they were dressed like Indians?"
Edited on Sun May-09-10 09:32 AM by Motown_Johnny
"well I unfairly blame things on people of color, doesn't that count for anything?"
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onethatcares Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:31 AM
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3. my initial reaction
"aaargh, can't wait til my medicare kicks in, I got this thing in front of my eye needs checkin".
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:34 AM
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4. Shiver Me Delirium Tremens!
Is that yer peg leg or is ya just happy to sees me?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:54 AM
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5. I wish I hadn't taken my Johnny Reb cap to the cleaners. I feel like a girl."
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Sheepshank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 10:18 AM
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6. ok while I was getting dressed this morning
I decided I needed to add just one more Haut-y Cotour-y final touch to give me that "edge"
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Froward69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 10:28 AM
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7. Pirates Don't pay taxes!
if they did they aren't Pirates.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 10:47 AM
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8. " . . . so I tried to say, 'Enough Captian,' but he couldn't hear me on account
Edited on Sun May-09-10 10:49 AM by skip fox
my mouth was plenty full and the other swabbies was laughin' real loud, argh! . . . So if he hadn't a gotten a cramp, I might not be here talking to ya today."
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Sheepshank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 10:50 AM
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9. "Beam me up Scottie"
...ooops never mind, wrong Captain.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 10:52 AM
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10. Can't eat an oily crab, maybe he has substitute crabs. No wonder he's a fuckwad.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 12:13 PM
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11. Ol' Blear Eye is answering a reporter: "What's that you wanta know? What
Edited on Sun May-09-10 12:17 PM by skip fox
my favorite cereal is? Son, I'm here to help save my nation, to turn us back toward freedom, to save capitalism, and you wanta know what I eat for breakfast? . . . Captain Crunch, of course. . . . Why'd you ask?"
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BlancheSplanchnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 12:26 PM
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12. Arrrrgh! Meet me on yon poop deck, laddie!
Make me walk yer plank, an I'll jolly yer Roger!!

Yo! HO, HO!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 12:43 PM
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14. "Bye Thunder, I Wonder, Whose 401k We Can Plunder!"
"I'll Keel Haul Your Health Care and Boil Your Babies in Light Sweet Crude Oil!"

"Vote For Sarah The Pirate Queen, or Swing From The Highest Yard Arm!"

"Ahab The Pirate Tapped by Sarah Palin as her VP, Joins Sarah on the Campaign 2012 Tour Bus!"

"aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, Abandon Ship, Abandon Ship, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, Abandon Ship, Abandon Ship, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, Abandon Ship, Abandon Ship, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, Abandon Ship, Abandon Ship, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, aaHHH'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGhaaaa, Abandon Ship, Abandon Ship!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 12:57 PM
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16. He is actually tea bagging.... himself
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