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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 08:53 AM
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Torque into a Tuesday. Please come CAPTION this Bible-thumping Teabagger!!!
Edited on Tue May-11-10 08:54 AM by skip fox


Grandma (after her little lobotomy) is saying: "Why, Yahweh his-very-self was a teabagger! . . . Ever read Job?????"
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 08:54 AM
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1. 'And I'm cheap as hell, too!'
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 08:58 AM
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2. Yes, the prices go down for the geriatric set. And once they have walkers . . .
forget about it!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 09:08 AM
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5. 'I'm doing it 4 Jesus, you see. Of course, tips *are* welcome.'
Edited on Tue May-11-10 09:30 AM by BurtWorm
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 08:59 AM
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3. But Jesus only drinks coffee and wine.
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 08:59 AM
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4. "and Are country has no states"
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roakes10190 Donating Member (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 09:25 AM
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6. for Jesus
I'm doing it for Jesus because I'm carrying his baby--immaculate conception, you know.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 09:27 AM
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7. They have a surgery for that... it's very, uh, rejuvenating.
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 09:38 AM
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8. No caption necessary. n/t
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 09:48 AM
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9. The next verse: "Jesus sayeth ah fucketh, I quit. "
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 09:52 AM
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10. Edith campaigns for the part of Mary Magdalene in the senior production of Jesus Christ Superstar
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 10:25 AM
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11. "I worked extra hard on the letters! I'm great with big letters, but the
little ones mess me up. I mean with b's and d's, and p's and g's and j's and stuff. So when I found out I couldn't fit 'teabagging' in with just big letters, I almost panicked. . . . Then someone suggested I try it out on scrap paper first. So I did. And after a couple tries I got it just right! . . . See?"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-10 11:13 AM
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12. As the poet said, "Rage, rage, against the dying of the right!"
take that granny
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