The republicans have an idea about fixing the Mother of all Gushers

Hubert Flottz

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Tue May-11-10 12:26 PM
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The republicans have an idea about fixing the Mother of all Gushers

A tax cut for the super wealthy 1% will fix ANYTHING and EVERYTHING...especially in an election year.

If that don't work they'll have Rev. Reeker lead us in prayer.

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liberal N proud

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Tue May-11-10 12:27 PM
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1. Don't forget about deregulation

Let the oil companies regulate drilling themselves.

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue May-11-10 12:30 PM
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3. Oil's well that ends well...

Turn to page 666 and let's all sing 'Drop Kick Me JeeBus' while Rev Reeker gets his head together.

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hatrack

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Tue May-11-10 12:29 PM
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2. But you forgot open carry laws and 10 Commandments monuments!!

Still, not to worry - a combination of tax cuts, open carry laws and 10 Commandments monuments is SURE to do the job!

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue May-11-10 12:35 PM
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4. When was the last time the GOP had a good idea anyway?

It must have been over 60 years because I can't remember it. The Emancipation Proclamation maybe. But NOW DAYS, the GOP would be more than happy to reinstate BONDAGE.

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BR_Parkway

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Tue May-11-10 12:47 PM
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6. Especially the bondage they can worry about going on in folks bedrooms

like all things remotely sexual, it holds a special fascination for them

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue May-11-10 12:54 PM
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8. The Bondage like at the L A night spot they spent the GOP faithful's

campaign contributions on about a month ago.

The Holier Than Thou repubs think Gawd don't notice all the whorehouse expense tabs. Saint Peter will smell Dave Vitter coming a week before he gets there.

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SpiralHawk

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Tue May-11-10 12:36 PM
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5. "More tax cuts for rich republicons. Yay." - Rush DraftDodger Limbaugh (R)

Edited on Tue May-11-10 12:37 PM by SpiralHawk

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue May-11-10 12:47 PM
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7. Is that fat assed cat smoking a dog turd, or a blunt?

Note that boneaphone embouchure, with which he attacks that bidness end of that anatomically correctish stogie.

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue May-11-10 01:43 PM
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9. And then there's one other possibility...

We could haul Dave Vitter's stockpile of pampers down to the waterfront and soak up the crude.

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