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JBoy

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Thu May-13-10 04:53 PM
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The BP Hillbillies

Come and listen to a story ‘bout a firm name BP,
The ones who said “you can’t regulate me!”;
Then one day they were drillin' without rules;
and up from the Gulf came a bubblin’ crude.

Oil that is, black death, Fuck me.

Well the first thing you know, the CEO’s on the phone,
Board of Directors sayin’, “don’t take the blame alone”;
Said “Halliburton is the one you oughta blame”,
So they went to the hearings sounding totally lame.
Douchebags, they is.
Poison pools, balls of tar.

- The BP Hillbillies!

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L0oniX

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Thu May-13-10 05:02 PM
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1. K & R

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AnArmyVeteran

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Thu May-13-10 10:53 PM
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11. Darn you and your gnat crawling around on the screen! It got me dude!

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tinymontgomery

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Thu May-13-10 05:15 PM
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2. Mine if I copy this for other postings?

n/t

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JBoy

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Thu May-13-10 05:32 PM
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5. Be my guest.

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Jeffersons Ghost

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Thu May-13-10 05:19 PM
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3. K&R

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AnArmyVeteran

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Thu May-13-10 05:22 PM
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4. Nice! are you the composer? BTW; FUCK BP AND CORRUPT CAPITALISTS!!!!

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JBoy

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Thu May-13-10 05:33 PM
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6. Yup. The song's been in my head for days.

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AnArmyVeteran

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Thu May-13-10 10:22 PM
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10. You should sing that on youtube with the theme playing.

Here's a link to the song> http://www.televisiontunes.com/Beverly_Hillbillies.html (isn't this a cool song!)

I think a video of you or a friend of yours to sing that... it would be popular as hell..

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Motown_Johnny

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Thu May-13-10 06:24 PM
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7. nice

but you need another syllable in the "F___ me" line, ("Texas tea" has 3)

Maybe "Oh, F___ me !"

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JBoy

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Thu May-13-10 06:32 PM
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8. I had trouble with something for "movie stars" too.

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Motown_Johnny

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Thu May-13-10 06:35 PM
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9. 3 syllables in your rendition, same as in "movie stars"

I don't see a problem

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