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Fri May-14-10 02:04 AM
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Caption this picture (and don't do the obvious joke) |
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All I can think of is "I'm this close to doing it live!!!"
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Fri May-14-10 02:11 AM
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1. "Let me show you this life-sized model of Glenn Beck's brain". |
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Fri May-14-10 02:18 AM
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2. "No really, Sarah Palin's chances in 2012". |
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Fri May-14-10 03:10 AM
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3. Glenn Beck's brain, like a bb in a box car |
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Fri May-14-10 03:46 AM
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Fri May-14-10 03:57 AM
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5. Jesus, Bill, of all the times to pop a huge zit on your cheek, you have to do it LIVE?! |
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AND STOP SMILING WHILE YOU DO IT, FREAK!!!
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Fri May-14-10 04:03 AM
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6. "I'm crushing your head, Al Franken.. ..I'm crushing your head" |
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Edited on Fri May-14-10 04:22 AM by Edweird
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Fri May-14-10 04:09 AM
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7. Now you might think this is a new super latex material |
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but I just sneezed and there it was.
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Fri May-14-10 04:16 AM
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8. "..And that is how the that little piece of coal in my ass, makes a beautiful stinking diamond." |
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Fri May-14-10 04:18 AM
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9. "Can you believe this sucker came out of my nose?" |
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Fri May-14-10 04:35 AM
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10. "The chances of me saying something intelligent" |
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Fri May-14-10 04:39 AM
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12. The teleprompter's text is to small |
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FUCKING THING SUCKS!!!! we'll do it live!!!
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Fri May-14-10 04:38 AM
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11. I came *this* *close* to telling the truth.. |
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But then I thought about my megabuck contract and forgot all about the truth.
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Fri May-14-10 04:46 AM
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13. Government should be this big for corporations. |
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Fri May-14-10 05:47 AM
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14. I'm gonna crush your little pinhead... |
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Fri May-14-10 12:45 PM
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15. The obvious joke? You mean like, "Mine's THIS big"? |
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Fri May-14-10 12:53 PM
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16. I just ate the world's tiniest falafel |
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Wait, is that the right word?
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Sun May-16-10 05:34 AM
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17. The ratio of my fair and ballance to the size of my pay check is about like this |
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Sun May-16-10 06:10 AM
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"Can I dial in Voice of America with these babies?"
*twist-twist-twist*
...I don't remember anything else before I woke up with my head jammed in the toilet.
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