Retitled: Message to those that believe Mexican Citiizens

JANdad

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Wed May-19-10 07:32 PM
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Retitled: Message to those that believe Mexican Citiizens

Can obtain citizenship. I guess that racism ONLY applies to American citizens....

THE ONLY WAY FOR MEXICAN CITIZENS TO OBTAIN CITENZENSHIP:

1. Marriage to an American citizen
2. Invest $100k into a buusiness
3. Invest $50K into an inner-city business
4. Be employer sponsored

and for the really funny one: THEY ARE COMPLETELY EXCLUDED FROM THE VISA LOTTERY WHICH WE ALLOW ALMOST ALL PEOPLE OF MIDDLE EASTERN CONTRIES TO PARTICIPATE IN.

We now return you to your mindless arguing about how they should just enter legally....

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Xipe Totec

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Wed May-19-10 07:38 PM
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1. The three paths to US citizenship

1.- Nepotism: A direct family member sponsors you

2.- Endentured Servitude: You work for a US company under an H1B visa and hope that, someday, your massa will apply for your residence.

3.- Prostitution: Find somebody to marry, get fucked for five years, get your papers, and leave.

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JANdad

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Wed May-19-10 07:46 PM
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2. So very true...

so very sad...

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pinboy3niner

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Wed May-19-10 08:07 PM
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3. I could swear some were insisting it's really EASY, a SNAP, in fact..

right here on these very boards. Were they simply misinformed, or pursuing an agenda? Hmmmmm.:shrug:

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JANdad

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Wed May-19-10 08:25 PM
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4. Yep...

Just jump in line and wait your turn...why it's almost like getting on a ride at Disneyland...

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Xipe Totec

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Thu May-20-10 03:12 AM
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8. Now serving applicants from 2003

Not kidding.

If you applied for a green card in 2003, they're just getting around to issuing it to you. After that, you need to wait another five years before applying for citizenship. Then you get in line again.

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Flaneur

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Wed May-19-10 08:30 PM
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5. Kick for important information.

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JANdad

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Wed May-19-10 09:35 PM
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6. Come on...where are the

"Why don't they just come in leagally?" crowd...I'm in the mood for some ass-wuppin' tonight!

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readmoreoften

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Wed May-19-10 09:40 PM
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7. Good work. More clarification:

1) Marry an opposite-sex person, regardless of your orientation
2) Be rich.
3) Be kinda rich.
4) Be used and tossed based on the whim of a corporation.

So why don't all those displaced NAFTA workers just "wait their turn in line." Immigration is a working class issue, not an issue of nationalism.

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