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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-10 09:41 AM
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A garden of CAPTIONS in bloom. PLease come do this teabaggin' ninny!!!!


This rodeo ninny beneath the breese of teabags just finished saying to a reporter, "And when He made Adam, he made him a capitalist, in His own image!. . . . It's in the Bible, Numbnuts."
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LiberalLoner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-10 10:11 AM
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1. Meh. Dude will probably kick the bucket within the next decade or so....n/t
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-10 10:15 AM
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2. Rodeo Clown
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-10 10:17 AM
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3. Well, maybe the dancing teabags will keep the flies off my face...
Something about the smell around here that I guess they must like...
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Flipper999 Donating Member (185 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-10 11:03 AM
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4. Something that occurred to me that makes this even more ridiculous.
The whole "tea party" thing started as a pale imitation of the tea party protests of colonial era Boston. I don't recall those protesters running around with teabags hanging off their cowboy hats.

I wonder if this dude's been reading from that new "conservative" version of the bible. I knew they were going to snip out any passage that implies that people should help out their fellow human beings, but maybe they're actually adding modern terms like "capitalist".
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-10 11:20 AM
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5. CAPTION is the essence of the person's thinking, not his actual speech.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-20-10 01:11 PM
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6. "Well, pard, funy you should ask. These here bags let me know which way
the wind is blowing, or the opposite way my head is truning. It don't make sense, but there it is! . . . I've been trying to figure it out for years."
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