Porsche driver abducts child after dandelion attack

A 47-year-old man is under investigation for abducting a young boy and hauling him to a police station for throwing dandelions at his Porsche, Lower Saxony police reported on Tuesday.

At around 8:10 am on Monday, a local bus driver called emergency services after witnessing a man force a boy into his car in the town of Hittfeld, just south of Hamburg.

But as officers were beginning to start a manhunt for kidnapping, the Porsche driver arrived at the station with a “totally terrified” eight-year-old boy, police spokesman Jan Krüger said in a statement.
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What would he have done if it had been roses?
That man is a dangerous fool, and I hope he is prosecuted.

anytime you move someone against their will, its technically kidnapping.

If I was the parent, it wouldn't be a good idea for that driver to be close to me after that.

We must maintain Social Order at all cost.

:rofl:

He probably thinks he's one of the chosen ones.

That way he can learn to enjoy the things he has in life, like his Porsche (Porsh). All over dandelions... Sad.

Should definately do jail time and community service.

either.

think they can do anything and that they are justified. Sounds like a Repug to me.

It was always Porsche!:P

This is art.

trying to give flowers to armed men. Perhaps some of you remember that, too.

Whatever sentence the man receives, he ought to be thankful it wasn't more harsh.