Ted Haggard to make "groundbreaking announcement" next Wednesday

Dunno how anything from this idiot could be called "groundbreaking", unless it's pay-per-view sex with his wife. Mark your calendars for big laffs.

“Repentant” former megachurch pastor Ted Haggard will make a “surprise groundbreaking” announcement next Wednesday from his home in Colorado Springs, Colo., a spokesperson reported Thursday.

It has been nearly four years since a former male prostitute claimed Haggard had paid him for sex over the course of three years and had also taken methamphetamines.

The highly-publicized drugs and sex scandal led to Haggard's resignation from the presidency of the National Association of Evangelicals, forced him out of the church he founded, and moved him and his family into two years of seclusion.

Since late 2008, however, Haggard has been stepping back into the limelight, starting with his promotion of “The Trials of Ted Haggard,” a documentary produced by Alexandra Pelosi that debuted on HBO...

http://www.christianpost.com/article/20100527/ted-haggard-to-make-groundbreaking-announcement/index.html

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Then he can go away again.

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Except when Ted still occasionally thinks of breaking ground in some man ass.

Free yourself from the hypocrisy, Teddy.

They'll give the word stalling a "hole" new meaning.

Ted's meth based one eyed sausage diet recipes.

Edit...Or How Teddy bore his old Haggard cross.

Teddy prolly loves them Glory Holes

evangelical christian. His behavior being so typical of so many right-wing leaders. He probably should get back on top, or bottom, depending on his preference:)

It's like that store that has a going out of business sale --for the 10th time.

he'll be asking for the donations to start building - and has probably already bilked someone with some scratch into giving him some initial funding.

He can't come out of the closet - the only way back on the gravy train is to be "cured" - which in the words of the church give him a "powerful testimony"

nt

He's so resolutely back in the closet, you couldn't chase him out with hand grenades. If he's a marriage-for-all guy, he'll spend the rest of his life looking wanly at wedded couples... until he notices his missus throwing eye daggers. Fitting reward for being a fraud, I suppose.

Praze Jayzus!!!!!!11!!!!!!!

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fruit flies like a banana

one of my favorite quotes!!! :crazy:

(Who fucking cares?)



mark

you can never tell with these people

And his wife has discovered her repressed transgendered identity and is having a sex change operation.
AND THEY'RE ALREADY MARRIED!!

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