Stun a Sunday in its tracks. Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!

Head Wreck, addressing CPAC, is saying: "And the progressives changed the ending of Chicken Little too. See, in the end of their version Chicken Little looks like a fool, but in the real version, the version my mother read me, in the end the sky does fall, and it crushes all the other animals and kids that mocked him. SQUISH!!!!! . . . So I ask the progressives, 'Who's the fool now, huh?'"

That's why they listen to Neanderfucks like Rush Limbo, Ann Coulter and Myself!" Long live the stone age.

The resultant BS gas pressure would make his head explode.

and also, it seems he is aware of the part he and his ilk play in that little story if they need to change the ending so as not to be the fool.

or in this case, human spam, indeterminate meat product.

Such CAPTIONing goes way back at DU.

the morals of the masses,
how smelly they make the great back-yard
wetting after everyone that passes.

;-)

been saying all along..."

is from a book they teach in second grade in all Ohio schools: 'See Spot run. Come Dick, look. Catch Spot, Dick. Run, Jane, run.' . . Now clearly we know what 'Spot' stands for . . . take the first letter away and what have you got? . . . (looks over top of glasses) School kids ain't dumb, ya know? . . . And 'Dick' is obvious as well, not just the male but the (he coughs) male part, if you will. . . . And what the hell do you think they're going to do when they catch Spot and are all rolling around on the ground, squishing around in the wet grasses, in the mud and dirt, flailing and flopping like in puddles and dung, and all their clothes are sticking to each other and coming off . . . Huh? . . . What? . . . MY God!!! And the progressives try to tell me that there's no conspiracy!!!!"

could type in 'My Lost Goat' on the interweb and buy a copy of the book so I could figure out what happened. . . . and you know what? . . . Billy found his goat before nightfall and bought him a fresh bucket of oats and they all went home and laughed about this day ever after. . . . Wow!!! . . . Listen here. . . ."

INSANE MTFkER from the right..