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Keith Bee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 11:38 AM
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Through an Ass, Darkly
Let's take a look at the GOP field from the perspective of the wingnut Republican base, shall we?



Romney: He did soshillust health care in Masserchewzits. Plus he's one o dem Church of Judas Priest of Labor Day Sales people.

Daniels: He an AY-RAB!!!

Gingrich: He a JEW! Why u think he conservated to Catholoscissors? To cover it up is why!

Bachmann: She a hootnanny! But who's her husbind? cuz HE'LL be maken all da decishins on account of she's a woman.

Palin: Same thing an I don't like Todd, cuz the name Todd is mentioned NOWHERE in the Bible.

Huntsman: He thinks dem homersectionals should be allowed to have civil onions!

Pawlenty: ..............whut?

Why cant we jus re-erect George W. Bush? For da life o me I still dont unnerstan why he didn't rerun in 2008!
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AndiMer Donating Member (164 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 12:00 PM
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1. LOL!
Are you a comedian? I'm serious. Recommended.
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Keith Bee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 02:11 PM
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5. No
But I do have an extremely warped sense of humor. ;-)
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AndiMer Donating Member (164 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 07:09 AM
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16. W hich I share
:9
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Wait Wut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 12:26 PM
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2. Love it!
Wordbalism is FUN!!!!
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Keith Bee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 02:52 PM
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6. Wordbalism?
Now now, we're back on DU: No more wingnutspeak. :P

And thank your son on my behalf anyway. My dad was in the Navy, and he always (grudgingly) acknowledged that Leathernecks were the best.
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Wait Wut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 03:07 PM
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7. Cannibalism for words.
...Wordbalism. It's one of my favorite past-times. Especially when talking to someone that doesn't have a sold grip on the English language. My husband, for instance. I can't tell you how often he has to ask, "Is that a real word or one of your own?" I still can't convince him that "my own" words ARE "real" words. :eyes:

Thank you. My dad was Army and felt the same way. Always wished he could've lived to see his grandson in his dress blues.
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Keith Bee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 03:12 PM
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8. Da Bearse rock!
And semper fi
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 12:39 PM
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3. God help you
That was too accurate. Your sanity could be in jeopardy!
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Keith Bee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 04:10 PM
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9. In 21st-century America.....
...insanity is the only way to go! :crazy:
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 04:13 PM
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10. Yep!
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Keith Bee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 05:27 PM
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11. Robert Plant said it best
Haven't heard anything new from him in a while. :(
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 01:12 PM
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4. On the topic of Bush, you might add
"But dere might be hope anyway. George W. has a brudder Jeb who hadn't had his turn yet. I know he's married to a Mexican, but nobody's perfect."
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Randy_P Donating Member (70 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 06:26 PM
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12. Points for the Bergman reference
But didn't you think the film was misogynistic? To be honest, I was very surprised that such a narrative came out of Sweden.
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OwnedByFerrets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:03 PM
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13. You left out something....
"Palin: Same thing an I don't like Todd, cuz the name Todd is mentioned NOWHERE in the Bible."
....But, I shure wuld like to gitter in da sack."
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 09:32 PM
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 08:20 PM
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14. with a thread title like that
how could you forget Santorum?
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Myrina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 07:38 AM
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17. ... self delete, never mind.
Edited on Wed May-18-11 07:39 AM by Myrina
oops.
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nxylas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 07:59 AM
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18. Nah, they'd turned on * by the end
Once he became slightly less popular than genital warts, all of a sudden, he "wasn't a real conservative" and was being punished by the electorate for his abandonment of the mainstream American values found on Free Republic, the EIB Network and Fox News.
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