Can we turn off the metal detectors now???

This is the trump card, (excuse the pun).

Now, they can ramp-up the war on a word because there are going to be great rumblings of terrifying retaliation in every dark and invisible corner of our collective consciousness.

You really do need to distract the proletariat with something frightening right now since things are really getting so bad in other respects.

This was a brilliant way to do it and I would like to commend the idea to "find" OBL now so that we can spend billions more faith-based tickets on protecting us from our manipulated imagination. Any other way would have been cheesy at this stage. Two thumbs up! There is now a credible excuse to ramp-up the terror to new heights and drown-out the effects of economic terrorism that is our greatest threat.

Edit: Typo