Man arrested after being found standing over goat, wearing women's underwear

BREAKING NEWS
Monday May 2, 2011
Man arrested after being found standing over goat, wearing women's underwear
by Ashley B. Craig
Daily Mail staff


CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- An Alum Creek man has been arrested after neighbors allegedly found him standing over the dead body of a stolen pygmy goat while wearing women's underwear.

Mark Lucas Thompson, 19, of Greenview Road was taken into custody early Monday at his home. Deputies had dealt with the man before and believe him to be mentally unstable.

Thompson told deputies he had been high on bath salts for the last three days, said Cpl. Sean Snuffer, a detective with the sheriff's office.

Deputy J.S. Shackelford was dispatched about 3:15 a.m. Monday to the home on Quebec Drive to investigate a possible animal cruelty complaint. Lisa Powers called 911 to report that her neighbor, Thompson, had stolen and killed her grandson's pet pygmy goat, according to a complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court.

sorry for posting (but the title MADE me do it):
MORE:
http://www.dailymail.com/News/breakingnews/201105020841

But there it is - complete w/ a perp pic.

They're actually a new designer drug sold over the counter labeled "bath salts".

Good Lord, I guess the stupid has to start from somewhere, bless his heart.

/groucho

Poor goat. :-(

walking around out there. And this guy does NOT look like he's the brightest bulb on the marquee.

he thought he was a goat :P

But are they sure?

There's got to be at least 5 good reasons for a healthy young guy to get high on bath salts, put on a bra and panties, and stand triumphantly over the dead body of a stolen pygmie goat.

At least 5...



































If you're down here looking for the :sarcasm: tag, are you relieved, or disappointed?

...it looks more like a swimsuit.