On the lighter side: "Japanese Lab Invents Internet Kissing Machine"

KansDem

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Thu May-05-11 11:52 AM
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On the lighter side: "Japanese Lab Invents Internet Kissing Machine"

(CNN) -- A Japanese lab has created a device that may let let you "French kiss" someone over the Internet.

And by "kiss," that means waggle your tongue on a plastic straw, thereby making another plastic straw waggle remotely on someone else's tongue.

Hot, huh?

The folks at Tokyo's Kajimoto Laboratory said it's just the beginning of what could become a full-on person-to-person experience over the Internet.

The lab, part of The University of Electro-Communications, posted a video in which a researcher demonstrates the "Kiss Transmission Device." It's a motorized box that looks a little like a police Breathalyzer.

In the video, Nobuhiro Takahashi, a graduate student and researcher at the university, manipulates the plastic tube on one device with his tongue. A program stores the movements on a computer and then transmits them to another device, causing its tube to move -- presumably in someone else's mouth.

The idea is to help lovers -- in long-distance relationships, say -- by transmitting the tactile sensation of kissing from one person to another. The lab is running both devices on the same computer, but said a system could be set up to connect them via the Web.

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KMBC

Of course, the burning question: "Do you kiss on the first login?"

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damntexdem

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Thu May-05-11 11:55 AM
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1. OK, but nothing below the waist ...

without giving the password.

;-)

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sakabatou

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Thu May-05-11 11:55 AM
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2. I saw that on G4

Needs more work.

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ZombieHorde

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Thu May-05-11 11:55 AM
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3. Another step towards partner controlled sex robots! nt

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LynneSin

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Thu May-05-11 11:58 AM
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4. Well you know what will come next - Internet Vibrator/Dildo

oh my!

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earcandle

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Thu May-05-11 12:01 PM
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5. Noce to post something light hearted once in a while.... thanks! Let me plant one on you (inside)

Let me Plant One on You

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Speck Tater

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Thu May-05-11 12:02 PM
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6. I'll wait for the remotely operated robotic hand. nt

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Uben

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Thu May-05-11 12:10 PM
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7. Wait till they come out with E-Snatch

....plugs right in to a USB!

Yes, you too can now have sex on the internet with E-Snatch. Join the millions who are hooking up for fun in the comfort of their homes. You can get yours today by contacting us at epimp.org(asm)

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