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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 01:20 PM
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Poll: Given Choice Between Palin and Trump
Most Voters Choose Suicide

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – A new survey of likely voters indicates that in a hypothetical match-up between former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and billionaire Donald Trump, a majority would choose suicide over either candidate.

The poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, shows Mr. Trump drawing 21%, Gov. Palin 18%, and various forms of suicide 61%.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

Turns out the American electorate is not so dumb after all!
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Bluenorthwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 01:22 PM
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1. Borowitz is funny
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Wounded Bear Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 01:22 PM
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2. Just another Repub strategy to reduce the voter rolls.

;)
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LongTomH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 01:23 PM
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3. Would you prefer Typhoid Fever or Bubonic Plague?
Would you rather be boiled in oil or drawn and quartered?
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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 01:27 PM
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4. Bless Borowitz. That';s too good not to kick.
:rofl:
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northoftheborder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 01:37 PM
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5. Good one.
:rofl:
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 02:11 PM
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6. I'll take the seasick crocodile
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 02:14 PM
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7. Would you rather find out you were HIV positive or have herpes and Hepatitis C?
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 06:26 PM
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8. Isn't that like a choice between having your kidneys ripped out or your lungs ripped out?
You won't like either option.
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 07:01 PM
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9. Or would you rather drink a cup of phlegm?
Hilarious responses to this thread. You guys are FUNNY!!
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 07:03 PM
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10. k&r...
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 07:20 PM
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11. Too funny!
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 07:32 PM
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12. This is from another of his stories
"Elsewhere, in another setback for al-Qaeda, the terror network confirmed today that Osama bin Laden was the only person who knew the organization’s iTunes password."

That's pretty funny.
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Enthusiast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-11 07:05 AM
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13. Suicide would be the only answer. nt
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-11 07:13 AM
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14. I'd vote for a clump of cat piss in my litter box before either of those 2
seriously!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-11 07:20 AM
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15. If you were standing in a vat of snot up to your neck,
and somebody threw a handful of shit at you, would you duck?
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