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Botany

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Sun May-08-11 06:56 AM
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Texas man really likes chicken

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Michael Cooks Accused Of Breaking Into Home, Devouring Raw Chicken In The Nude

When East Dallas resident Jennifer Espinoza left her apartment to take her daughter to school Monday morning, she left a frozen chicken in
her kitchen sink to thaw. When she returned at around 7:45 a.m., she noticed the window to her bathroom was broken.

"Once I opened the door, I saw the guy sitting in the sink, fully naked, eating ," Espinoza told Dallas' Fox 4 News.

The in-the-buff burglar allegedly ignored shouts from Espinoza to get out of her apartment and continued chowing down on the bird. When
Espinoza ran outside to call for help, the man reportedly locked her out of the house.

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"The suspect refused to follow the officer's instructions, officers did tase the suspect," Gerardo Monreal, a spokesman for the Dallas Police
Department, told AOL Weird News. "The suspect was then apprehended and an ambulance was called to treat him because he had several cuts
which he had sustained from crawling in the broken glass window.

http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/05/05/nude-burglar-eats-raw-chicken_n_858160.html

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Stevenmarc

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Sun May-08-11 07:01 AM
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1. Cock-a-Nude'l Dude

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barbtries

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Sun May-08-11 07:28 AM
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5. lol

you're quick. lol

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DontTreadOnMe

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Sun May-08-11 07:03 AM
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2. mmmm.. raw chicken

meth?

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Warpy

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Sun May-08-11 07:23 AM
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4. Aint right in the head somehow

He's going to spend the next week or so tied down, hooked up to IVs and being pumped full of drugs to kill the salmonella as well as drugs to try to bring him into this plane of reality. He's going to be in a world of hurt, mostly from his choice of meal.

Eeee-yuck.

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pipi_k

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Sun May-08-11 07:12 AM
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3. Oh, barfaroni!!!!

Seriously.

I can't even stand handling raw chicken, never mind consider putting it in my mouth....

double :puke:

I hope that poor man gets the help he needs

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meow mix

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Sun May-08-11 07:33 AM
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6. raw chicken breasts always remind me of the face-huggers in Aliens.

yikes

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tularetom

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Sun May-08-11 07:34 AM
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7. Posts like this are what I makes DU great n/t

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rug

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Sun May-08-11 07:43 AM
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8. Why would a man named Cooks eat raw chicken?

To get to the other side.

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underpants

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Sun May-08-11 08:14 AM
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9. Wow - sitting in the sink? How did he do that?

there are at least 4 layers of funny to this.

Tazed nude :rofl:

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