Gingrich Campaign Slogans by Jesus General

Hilarious.

"Ein Volk, ein Reich, drei Frauen, viele Blowjobben"

"I never did my little dog, Checkers"

"Schtupping your wife for a better tomorrow"

"The only triotic enough to tattoo it to look like a cruise missile" "Are you better off than you were three wives ago?

"Because Speaker Boehner is my winngman"

Don't Get Cancer

"Kennesaw is in my district...if you know what I mean"

"Have you seen that set of bays on Newfoundland"

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the adultery of patriots and tyrants"

"No other candidate has "little Newt" thinking for him"

"Return to a really hot kind of normalcy"

"I shaved flag down there"

34-22-34 or fight

"Because Canada is kinda hot"

"It's morning in America and the bitch stole my pants"

"What's your sign?" http://twitter.com/#!/JC_Christian

I simply love his book reviews, and ensuing ruckus at Amazon.

stolen but funny