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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-11 08:21 PM
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LOL !!! - Florida Senate Fails Basic Biology, Accidentally Outlaws Sex
Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex.
By Southern Fried Scientist
May 11th, 2011

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Question: If your elected officials fail basic taxonomy, promote anti-science curriculum, and consistently attempt to undermine the fundamental unpinning of all biology, what happens when they start trying to legislate from this flawed view of reality?

The answer is this poorly-worded miasma of a law recently passed in Florida, which presumably was designed to prevent bestiality and promote animal welfare, but which has actually made it illegal, effective October 1, 2011, for anyone to have sex in Florida.

An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.


I have constructed this helpful little graphic for the Florida Legislature to examine:

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More: http://www.southernfriedscience.com/?p=10369

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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-11 08:36 PM
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1. So, if one says their partner is a beast...it's wrong???? Who knew?..n/t
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-11 08:42 PM
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2. Is there something going on with my fellow Floridians that makes this law necessary?
Perhaps the legislators are projecting?
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-11 08:55 PM
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3. much as the florida legislature deserves ridicule, this is a valid use of the word "animal"
yes, biologists of course include humans in the animal kingdom, but the words often have several meanings, and using the word "animal" to refer to that same class of species EXCEPT humans is certainly a common and legitimate use of the term.

this is from http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/animal :

an·i·mal   /ˈænəməl/ Show Spelled
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–noun
1. any member of the kingdom Animalia, comprising multicellular organisms that have a well-defined shape and usually limited growth, can move voluntarily, actively acquire food and digest it internally, and have sensory and nervous systems that allow them to respond rapidly to stimuli: some classification schemes also include protozoa and certain other single-celled eukaryotes that have motility and animallike nutritional modes.
2. any such living thing other than a human being.
3. a mammal, as opposed to a fish, bird, etc.
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