post rapture pet care for a small fee....

I am loving this so much! I love the layout, graphics, concept, everything!!!

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

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I hope to start a DC chapter. I need the cash, and I ain't goin anywhere.

MBA thesis? Sounds like a good idea. :)

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Please pay up front. No refunds!!

I mean, doesn't the rapture mean that EVERYONE dies, including the pets and the caretakers? :shrug: Honestly, the better way to go is to make up any wild rumor about Obama and write a book about it. That's if you're comfortable selling your soul for money. lol

animals are innocent. and all us sinners stay behind to suffer some vague torment. don't you read the good book? or any of the other "Left Behind" books?

protecting your pets from the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Thanks for the laugh.

Get 'em cleaned up before your nosy relatives can learn the truth about you, you slimy bastard.

For an extra $50, we'll install a new set of bookmarks in your browser. Nice, religious bookmarks.

If it's good enough for Betty Bowers, it's plenty good for you.

I wish I'd thought of it first.

You make money with zero input and they feel better.

Win-win.

Plus I'd probably take care of them anyway should I miss the rapture so might as well get paid.

If somebody's waiting around for the rapture, I doubt they really care what happens to their pets now. Probably tied up in the backyard without any affection, or roaming around somewhere.

i could use the cash too.
:D

" Notice of Rate Increase: Due to the increased activity associated with the May 21, 2011 Rapture prophesy we have increased our service rates for all new contracts submitted as of 1/13/11." :rofl: