Gingrich the 'idea man': Building a real-life Jurassic Park - and space sex by 2020

Adenoid_Hynkel

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Fri May-13-11 03:25 AM
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Gingrich the 'idea man': Building a real-life Jurassic Park - and space sex by 2020

Newt Gingrich being Newt Gingrich, To Renew America was not merely filled with bad ideas and predictions � it featured some truly off-the-wall ideas as well, including these gems:

-Why not aspire to build a real Jurassic Park? (It may not be at all impossible, you know.)

-I believe that ... honeymoons in space will be the vogue by 2020. Imagine weightlessness and its effects and you will understand some of the attraction.

And that's the kind of thing upon which Newt Gingrich has built a reputation as an "idea man" � yearning for space sex and dreaming of a real-life Jurassic Park.

http://politicalcorrection.org/blog/201105120018

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tanyev

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Fri May-13-11 06:54 AM
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1. It's because he loves space so much!

:patriot:

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smirkymonkey

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Fri May-13-11 11:57 AM
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4. And he always wanted his own little Jesus horse when he was

just a lad.

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DireStrike

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Fri May-13-11 07:43 AM
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2. Lmao. Romantically living in a 3x5 "room", puking repeatedly and peeing into a tube

Let's not forget the lavish fare of dehydrated "food"!

Maybe he could write some bad, ripped-off scifi fanfiction. But he really shouldn't be in charge of anything.

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Adenoid_Hynkel

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Fri May-13-11 11:41 AM
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3. Just try to block the nightmare image

of a nude floating Newt out of your heads before it's too late

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ellie

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Fri May-13-11 01:40 PM
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6. I just spit pop

out on my new laptop.

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MisterP

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Fri May-13-11 01:39 PM
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5. alas, Newtie and George Glider are techno-utopians: they agree with

Kurzweil that we don't have to worry about the environment or animals 'coz the ~~Rapture~~Singularity will take care of every problem ever

now, imagine zero-G man-boobs on the world's biggest man boob

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