The court ruled in her favor and now she can masturbate at work

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/05/11/the-court-ruled-in-her-favor-and-now-she-can-masturbate-at-work/

This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, Espírito Santo.

The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.

The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”



46 times is fine, but 47 is crossing the line.
Adds meaning to the "Employees must wash hands before returning to work"

and funny as hell. I will have to print this out for my boss, who told me I couldn't play with myself on his time (referring to I could not waste time), and I asked him why not. Threw him off his game and he said, well, as long as it doesn't take very long. LOL, Mr T, is doesn't take very long, I know what I am doing.

I have no idea how I'd react to one of my staff that said that to me. Probably have the same reaction "well...as long as it doesn't take too long". :rofl:

My boss is old school---meaning that he does not know the meaning of sexual harassment. He's just lucky we can roll with the punches and don't get easily offended. Shit, or offended period, easy or not. He will love that story.

:woohoo:

this uncontrollable thing. I read an article about a number of women that have this and its horrendous. Just horrendous.

We all know that uncontrollable urges are horrendous.

I was just making light of the fact that guys have 3 max and then we need first aid. A female cousin of mine claimed 13 in one night. Her illness was her boyfriend.

I'd be dead or bed ridden. Or maybe it's my age.

Luck has nothing to do with it.

:). Couldn't resist.

:rofl:

I'll have to call you back in a few minutes, nature is calling again...

I try to keep it under 20 times on work days, though.

One hand on the keyboard, one hand...

...that might explain the lines...:shrug:

I wouldn't be surprised if she started getting offers for scientific studies at some sex research clinic. I'm sure some corporation would just love to harvest what she has so it can be put into pill form.

One gets a range of responses from widely disparate angles, and the most meaningless of news items can become thought-provoking.

Oh, and LMAO for the last line of the original post!

Generally, the people afflicted with it do NOT enjoy doing what they have to do.

Some become depressed and despondent.

It's not fun.

:(

Poor woman. I hope she can get the help that she needs. Sure it sounds funny on the surface but this is ruining her life. I feel pity for her more than anything else.

It sounds as if the whole problem is that her desire is already over-stimulated. :shrug:

The world is suddenly all strange and wonderful again. :7 Human beings are just fascinating. I hope this helps with her anguish.

And this surprising, new medical condition begins to be exploited in porn and erotica in five, four, three, two... already started.

I kid. This is probably a horrible way to live.

Or she had to cheat to satisfy her urges. it's a shame all around.

..........teachers are having their benfits taken away...........Has Walker seen this?..........it is free............

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