One Day in the War Room

TRANSCRIPT WH-011/b-119 (DOD COMSPEC)
JSOC CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT
CLEARANCE G2 REQUIRED

COMGEN JSOC
Ladies and gentlemen, please take a seat. The operation is scheduled to commence at 0445 local time. Mr. President, the command chair is yours if you would like it. Mr. President?

POTUS
Who, me? Oh, uh, sorry, I was reading the reviews of my set at the Correspondent's dinner. Check this out everybody, I got three and half stars from the Post!

VPOTUS
You slayed 'em boss! Did you see that look on Trump's face? Zing!

COMGEN JSOC
Yes sir, it was quite impressive. Would you like the command chair?

POTUS
No thanks, I'll just sit here in the corner. I might have to bug out for my 4pm tee time. Dammit, how come I'm not getting a single bar on my iPhone?

SECDEF
I'm sorry Mr. President, the war room is scrambled during a Code Delta situation.

POTUS
How long is this thing going to take? I still haven't read my reviews at the Times and Huffington Post.

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