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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-11 07:22 AM
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Shoot Me In The Face
Don't you hate it when you think of a come-back too late? - Think George Costanza and the jerk store.

There was a thread here earlier in the week which asked for possible porn titles in Bin Laden's collection.

There were a lot of great titles and I wanted to get in on it but could not think of anything truly fitting and funny.

I offered up some lame and forgettable suggestion.

It wasn't till later that I thought of a good one (just like George I was driving in my car when I thought of it).

Anyways - here is my contribution.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-11 07:25 AM
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1. The jerk store called
They're running out of you.
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-11 07:34 AM
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3. that's ok - you're there all-time best seller
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-11 07:42 AM
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4. I slept with your wife
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-11 07:30 AM
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2. That was a favorite of Dick Cheney...
He liked to shoot his wad into his friend's face.
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-11 07:51 AM
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5. What really gets him off...
is the forced apology from the one who just got shot
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damyank913 Donating Member (595 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-11 07:57 AM
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6. Cream p-eyes...
Edited on Sun May-15-11 07:58 AM by damyank913
... and other love stories.
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-11 08:50 AM
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7. .
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