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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:22 PM
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YES!! I have been invited to the "Post rapture looting" (Facebook)


Post rapture looting

Time Saturday, May 21 · 12:00pm - 3:00pm

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Location Everywhere

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Created By Ben Conner, Carl W Franke

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More Info When everyone is gone and god's not looking, we need to pick up some sweet stereo equipment and maybe some new furniture for the mansion we're going to squat in.

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699
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LiberalLoner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:23 PM
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1. Looting is never okay. Not even after the rapture. n/t K&R
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barbtries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:28 PM
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2. well they can't take it with him
so it's really not looting. it's just taking over abandoned stuff.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:36 PM
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6. What if we're all riding unicorns and leading a leprechaun army? Is it "okay" then?
Yes? No?

Actually, it doesn't matter, because it's a JOKE, and "the rapture" is bullshit.
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LiberalLoner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:41 PM
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8. I guess I should have used the sarcasm emoticon, I thought it wasn't needed...n/t
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LiberalLoner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:42 PM
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10. But hey, yeah, if you're riding a unicorn, anything and everything goes! n/t
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 11:39 PM
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18. Sorry, my bad.
Did you ever see that Kids in the Hall sketch where Dave Foley is the guy who can't help but sound sarcastic in everything he says?

"Oh, yeah, I'm really glad to meet you.:eyes::eyes:"

Classic.
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LiberalLoner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 01:14 AM
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22. Yup, it was awesome. :) n/t
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joshcryer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 11:40 PM
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19. w/e
I'll be there!
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MedicalAdmin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 04:43 PM
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30. Looting is what happens when you take anothers property.
The dead don't own anything.
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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:28 PM
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3. You seem to think a lot of people will be gone after the
rapture. I don't think we'll be able to notice. So the looting will be sparse.
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Suich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:29 PM
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4. I'm going to an After Rapture PARTY!!!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=113038645444901

:party:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:43 PM
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11. I am looking for the tax exempt buildings
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:50 PM
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13. The room at the top with the 8 tall windows could be a fun DU watching room
Can you imagine the lofty thoughts a body could have way up there?!

I'd prolly have half the place in my Ignore list and be eating the pizza by noon of the first day. Oy.
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MedicalAdmin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 04:44 PM
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31. Ooooooo YES!
And some of those buildings have great acoustics. They would make great recording studios and community centers.
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Drew Richards Donating Member (507 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:34 PM
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5. just change it to post rapture foraging...see problem solved


:)
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coalition_unwilling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 04:53 PM
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35. Or post-rapture 'gleaning' - n/t
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:38 PM
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7. Meh. It'll be alot of country music and creepy porcelain dolls & figurines.
You have to remember who you're dealing with.
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:42 PM
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9. LOL!!! Yep!!! n/t
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LiberalLoner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 01:15 AM
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23. You saying that reminded me of the scene from Joe Dirt where the
creepy mother of Joe was hawking her clowns.
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theHandpuppet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 05:48 AM
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27. And the complete DVD collection of Stephen Baldwin movies
My eyes! My eyes! :crazy:
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quaker bill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 06:32 AM
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28. and big shiny gas guzzling trucks
although I could make use of a bass boat.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 06:38 AM
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29. I want some pink lawn flamingos
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MedicalAdmin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 04:53 PM
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34. The evangelical church around the corner from me...
... is filled with Lexus and Mercedes. I'm going car shopping in a few days. Something with low milage and high fuel efficiency.

And then from the registrations in the glove boxes, I'm going house shopping. I know a homeless family that I'm getting a nice house for. They can squat in it and pay the utilities and taxes and fuck the mortgage. If the mortgage company doesn't respond soon enough, it becomes their house.
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coalition_unwilling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 04:55 PM
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36. Um, I spoke to God and she told me that people who drive
Lexus(es) and Mercedes(es) are NOT, repeat NOT, being Raptured. Her transmission faded out right about then, but I did hear her say something about it being easier for a camel to fit through the eye of some needle . . . :)
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 04:58 PM
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37. That is absolutely correct. They are not being raptured.
Of course, neither is anyone else.
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MedicalAdmin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-11 01:03 PM
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41. Still - you can't win if you don't play.
I'm still checking out the church come rapture day. And if they are gone and I get some cars then I will truly be rapturous.
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:47 PM
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12. Let us all know how it goes. There were Big Signs about May 21..on I-95
through SC. Friend drove from NC to Charleston, SC with German Businessperson to convention a couple weeks ago. Sign Said: "BE PREPARED...THE END IS COMING!" German said to friend: "What is it you are asked to prepare for?" Friend said: "Don't think about it...it's a Southern US thing...what they do here." :D
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 09:11 PM
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17. How sad...it's like explaining a nutty uncle.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 12:12 AM
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20. "Friend, Have you SEEN the SIGNS???"
"Yeah. They're huge, garish, and really hard to miss."
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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 08:52 PM
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14. Awesome! I've invited about 40 people.
We're going to drive south to Colorado Springs and take over the Focus on the Family compound and turn it into an atheist orgy/perpetual rock concert. It's a truly sweet piece of property!
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coalition_unwilling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 04:58 PM
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38. Point of clarification: I spoke to God yesterday and she told me
that the people in the Focus on the Family compound are being what she called 'Reverse Raptured'. Now I was a bit fuzzy on the details, but it had something to do with descending, rather than ascending.

That said, the compound should still be yours for the taking :)
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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 07:06 PM
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40. Even better!
There'll be no smug after-stench in the buildings. B-)
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 08:58 PM
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15. I made this video of the event...dated because it was for the last prediction...
Edited on Tue May-17-11 08:58 PM by Generic Other
but it's still in effect.

Rapture Party Death Trip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yvYR4RFVs&feature=channel_video_title
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pa28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 09:09 PM
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16. Where you really want to be for maximum looting efficiency is the graveyards.
Every grave is supposed to magically open up and be emptied of remains. All that's going to be "left behind" is jewelry and cash!

*chaaa-ching*
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StarsInHerHair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 12:41 AM
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21. funny, but not likely
nt
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 01:24 AM
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24. I'm down with that too on FB. Good times.
The comments from the true believers are hilarious. "Sorry, I'm planning on being with Jesus." You can just imagine their smug little Church Lady voices as they type that stuff.
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Luminous Animal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 01:45 AM
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25. I like this, too... "Beat the Rapture - Don't Look Left Behind."
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699#!/event.php?eid=209476522419887


Worldwide - Delete Profile Image

If End of Days do begin, calm the worries of your family and friends by deleting your profile image. This action will make it appear as if you have been Raptured.

The silhouette image that replaces your profile image will be sufficient proof of your departure once Tribulation begins.
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coalition_unwilling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 05:02 PM
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39. Some enterprising capitalist pigs have published a financial self-help book whose
title is "Getting Ahead When You've Been Left Behind" :)

Brings to mind V.I. Lenin's witticism that a capitalist will sell you the rope to hang him with :)
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 03:42 AM
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26. COOL! I'm in!
:bounce:

I'll bet they leave behind a huge stash of porn. :evilgrin:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 04:48 PM
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32. I know him
though he appreciated the attention he expressed dismay that it was covered by the "East Bay Express" and not by a Peninsula (west SF Bay Area) publication.
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SDuderstadt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 04:50 PM
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33. I would like to take this opportunity to...
announce the Pre-Rapture Casing Party so we'll know precisely where to go for the Post-Rapture Looting Party. Can someone get this into Facebook for me?

I will also be forming the Left Behind Support Group. The time and place will be announced after I have had time to locate an abandoned mansion.
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ebayfool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-11 01:23 PM
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42. Sent out invites - Imma gonna need help carrying stuff!
Non-duct tape shoes (woohoo!) & a mattress, mebbe a decent comp ... gotta start my shopping list now!
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