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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:00 AM
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I'm really hoping for the Rapture on May 21.
Think how much nicer it will be without all those uptight assholes around.
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pscot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:05 AM
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1. Not to mention all the free stuff
that's going to be left behind.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:09 AM
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2. Well, yes, that too.
I imagine there will be a run on solvents like Goof-Off for use in removing all those little fish thingies, anti-abortion and Palin bumper stickers from the abandoned Suburbans and pickup trucks in the Mall Wart lots everywhere.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:10 AM
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3. I haven't got a thing to wear nt
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socialist_n_TN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:11 AM
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4. That's been one of my little jokes for a while now
:) Let's get on with the rapture, so the rest of us can build a REAL society for ALL. :rofl:
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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:20 AM
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5. We can turn the churches into schools. What a wild idea, hey?
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:40 AM
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11. Exactly reversing the current trend (nt)
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:21 AM
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6. It would be like an empirical thought and science orgy.
Man that would be badass.

PB
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:22 AM
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7. And what do we do in seven years when Judgement Day comes?
:scared:
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:25 AM
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8. ZOMBIES coming on Judgement Day!!!
On Judgment Day, May 21st, 2011, God will raise up all the dead that have ever died from their graves.

We are screwn.
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socialist_n_TN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:26 AM
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9. OOH, what if God is one of us?
And WE get raptured??? And Heaven's a socialist paradise???
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:31 AM
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10. Seems a more likely scenario.
:thumbsup:
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VWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:59 AM
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14. Just a stranger on a bus
tryin' to make his way home ...
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Jefferson23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:42 AM
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12. I'm not going to bother to pick up my suit at the cleaners. n/t
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latinaliberal Donating Member (50 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:50 AM
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13. May 21st...
here, here, does this include Jehovah Witness?
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