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jorno67 (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 10:05 AM Original message |
who sells rapture insurance? |
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RegieRocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
1. I do. Send me all your money and a piece of paper with the title |
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jorno67 (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 10:15 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. it isn't like flood insurance... |
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RegieRocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 10:20 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Effective immediately, that is my guarantee. |
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jorno67 (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 12:41 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. I wonder how many corporations have taken out Rapture Dead Peasant policies |
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Ghost in the Machine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 01:32 PM Response to Reply #1 |
15. You are stealing my gig, dude! |
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RegieRocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 03:21 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Lol |
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jorno67 (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 05:45 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. that's perfect! |
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zeemike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
4. Don't just buy any rapture insurance. |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 12:19 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. I hope all your spelling and punctuation errors |
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RegieRocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 12:51 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. A grammar Nazi! |
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obxhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
5. Obviously the jokes continue, but I had to google as well |
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jorno67 (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 12:22 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. I really like the pet insurance, that's so thoughtful. |
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obxhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 12:59 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. Yes, very thoughtful. |
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madamesilverspurs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
6. Satan, |
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CanonRay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
9. I will, I'll take your money. |
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Atman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
12. You're not eligible...they consider intelligence a "Pre-Existing Condition." |
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marmar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
14. They do....... |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
18. The Church of the SubGenius offers Eternal Salvation with a Triple-Your-Money Back guarantee |
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Lucinda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 05:57 PM Response to Original message |
19. Did you see the post about the pet care service for those who will be leaving? |
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jorno67 (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-18-11 06:22 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. nice, I wonder how many rapture dead peasant policies are out there. |
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