Saturday: If I see my neighbors ascending to heaven while I'm left behind...

Atman

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Wed May-18-11 10:24 AM
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Poll question: Saturday: If I see my neighbors ascending to heaven while I'm left behind...

Could be a fun weekend!

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lumberjack_jeff

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Wed May-18-11 10:27 AM
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1. I'll avert my eyes. Their skirts are definitely not worth looking up. n/t

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GoneOffShore

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Wed May-18-11 10:37 AM
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9. I'm already signed up for the "Post Rapture Looting"!

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sufrommich

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Wed May-18-11 10:28 AM
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2. I'll be digging up all their perennials and putting them in my

garden.

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jtuck004

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Wed May-18-11 10:29 AM
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4. +1

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jtuck004

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Wed May-18-11 10:29 AM
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3. I'm gonna go give their dog the home she finally deserves - 'cause I know the self-absorbed

"religious-ites" will leave her behind.

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HopeHoops

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Wed May-18-11 10:32 AM
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5. I'd say "go raid their fridge for beer", but Jesus freaks drink shit like Bud Lite.

:puke:

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catabryna

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Wed May-18-11 10:35 AM
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6. Well, I'm gonna be the downer on this thread...

I'll tell them to say hello to my deceased husband on behalf of me and my son.

(I'm not in a very good mood today)

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Wed May-18-11 10:36 AM
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7. If they leave all their stuff behind, what about

the clothes they are wearing? The stuff in the pockets? The unused condom in the wallet? The Sexting E-mails on their iPad?

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Bluzmann57

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Wed May-18-11 10:37 AM
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8. I have to work

So I guess I'm going to miss the whole thing.

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sinkingfeeling

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Wed May-18-11 10:45 AM
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10. I'll tell them I'm donating all their ex-belongings to black, gay, liberals to pay for abortions.

Edited on Wed May-18-11 10:46 AM by sinkingfeeling

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Wwagsthedog

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Wed May-18-11 10:50 AM
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11. +1

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happyslug

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Wed May-18-11 11:00 AM
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12. And all the Good Catholics will have to go to church on Sunday.

Catholic dogma rejects the whole concept of a Rapture (As do mainline Protestants and Orthodox, and I will NOT even mention the Moslems and Jews). The Rupture is a Fundamentalist Christian Doctrine "Discovered" in the last 200 years.

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Atman

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Wed May-18-11 11:03 AM
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13. I'll un-rec the Rapture before I go!

Edited on Wed May-18-11 11:03 AM by Atman

LOL! It's the most amusing thing about DU...that people will un-rec posts like this. What's the point? I mean, really?

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Ikonoklast

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Wed May-18-11 11:16 AM
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15. If it gets back to zero, does everyone then stay here?

If it gets too many unrecs, would they sink down into Hell?

I am confused now.

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Atman

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Wed May-18-11 01:04 PM
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18. We'll never know...the un-rec count is unknowable.

Edited on Wed May-18-11 01:05 PM by Atman

We were up 5 at one point.

:)

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zbdent

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Wed May-18-11 11:09 AM
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14. Other ... I'd grab what I could with an edge and get ready for a fight ...

because, if there was a "rapture" like these people were claiming, then the rest might just be true, too ...

Otherwise, I think Gary Larson said it pretty well ...

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Iggo

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Wed May-18-11 11:16 AM
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16. I will dance a jig of remorse.

:hi:

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eppur_se_muova

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Wed May-18-11 11:29 AM
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17. Other. Visit their daughter, who I *know* will be left behind. nt

:evilgrin:

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ChairmanAgnostic

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Wed May-18-11 01:09 PM
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19. be very, very careful. Purity bowel girls have

a much higher incidence of STDs AND out of wedlock pregnancies than the regular population of American females. If their parents are raptured, you can bet that daddums pledged the purity of their daughters' vaginas already. However, they also practice a great deal more anal sex than other females their age.

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