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RegieRocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:28 AM
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I am now for the 05/21/2011 rapture to take place. I will do anything
to make sure this happens and offer my services free of charge to facilitate it. What a glorious day sunday would be without millions of regressives no longer on the planet. I can only dream.
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:31 AM
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1. I'm starting to get sweet on this too. What a world to raise my children in.
Oh, I'm sure there are still atheist murderers, rapists, serial killers, dictators, etc. There would just be a lot fucking less of them.

PB
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RegieRocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:34 AM
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2. The thought is good isn't it?
:-)
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:45 AM
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3. If it DOES happen, there will certainly be a lot less knuckle-dragging going on.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:55 AM
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4. what would really be amusing is the looks on the faces of
all the conservatives ... when they sit around wondering what happened to all their liberal "communist/socialist" friends ...
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:12 AM
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5. Their is not a single regressive or teabagger that would be raptured
based on their own standards for rapture.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:13 AM
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6. If you get yourself raptured, then you're no longer on the planet with anyone
:shrug:
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RegieRocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 12:38 PM
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10. I understand why you would be concerned. My condolences.
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Union Scribe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:15 AM
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7. It's going to be a long week with this joke.
Over and over, maybe this planet is hell.
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RegieRocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 12:39 PM
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11. It is both.
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woo me with science Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:16 AM
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8. Less traffic, too.
:woohoo:
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:20 AM
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9. With a new free ride on every corner.
Just think, run out of gas and just trade cars instead of filling up. :rofl:
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PufPuf23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 01:17 PM
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12. I think the Rapture will occur Saturday 8.00 PM PST May 21.
Why?

I just opened my mail and received a "Notice of Planned Electric Service Interruption" from Pacific Gas and Electric.

The period of interuption Saturday May 21 8 PM to Sunday May 22 1:30 PM PST.

One of my neighbors is an Assembly of God minister. We have funny discusssions about our countered world views and laugh.

I've got dibs on his hot tub and riding lawn mower. The problem is that he usually mows my lawn (and we exchange favors regularly, he and his wife are good neighbors) so I will have to mow lawn and maintain mower.
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