The CDC website has directions on how to survive a ZOMBIE APOCaLYPSE! BRAAAAAAINS

Snoutport

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Thu May-19-11 09:30 AM
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The CDC website has directions on how to survive a ZOMBIE APOCaLYPSE! BRAAAAAAINS

Edited on Thu May-19-11 09:32 AM by Snoutport

In case of the rapture tomorrow you are on your own. If the end of the world is zombie apocalypse then the Center for Disease Control has your back. (or brain)

http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/

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SpiralHawk

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Thu May-19-11 09:33 AM
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1. Farewell Newtie, Sarah, Michelle, Donald, Mike and Rush

Edited on Thu May-19-11 09:38 AM by SpiralHawk

If you get work after illegally immigrating to Paradise or Hell or wherever, send a postcard or something.

We Americans -- whom you regard as poor pathetic smelly sinner American proles -- will, sorry to say, not miss you at all. We Americans are too busy making life BETTER here on Earth.

Master Marley sings:

Most people think,
Great god will come from the skies,
Take away everything
And make everybody feel high.
But if you know what life is worth,
You will look for yours on earth:
And now you see the light,
You stand up for your rights. jah!

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Snoutport

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Thu May-19-11 09:41 AM
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2. I don't think any of those people are going....

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Bucky

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Thu May-19-11 05:35 PM
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5. Nah. If zombies arise and go about eating brains, I suspect Palin, Rush, & Newt are pretty safe.

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blondeatlast

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Thu May-19-11 05:36 PM
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6. I saw that last night; very amusing and educational too. nt

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RamboLiberal

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Thu May-19-11 05:29 PM
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3. Wonder if they enjoyed watching the Walking Dead

Fictionalized CDC in last couple of episodes. I'm looking forward to season 2 in fall.

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Snoutport

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Thu May-19-11 05:37 PM
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7. was it good?

I wasn't allowed to watch it. 28 Days Later gave me such bad zombie dreams I'm not allowed to watch zombie movies anymore!!

I do find it pretty hilarious that the CDC has zombie apocalypse on their front page though!

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RamboLiberal

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Fri May-20-11 10:29 AM
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8. As a series I really enjoyed it

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myrna minx

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Thu May-19-11 05:33 PM
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4. Clever. K&R n/t

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