Guess the Sentences in Dick Cheney’s Forthcoming Memoir

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/05/guess-the-sentences-in-dick-cheneys-forthcoming-memoir.html

America has but a few months’ wait until the release of former vice president Dick Cheney’s autobiography, In My Time: A Personal and Political Memoir, which he co-wrote with his daughter, genuinely terrifying neocon Liz Cheney.

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Liz Cheney elaborated, though only slightly, to the Associated Press that In My Time contains “a whole range of interesting stories that haven’t been talked about.” Let’s guess these interesting stories now, for another round of our favorite political-memoir game, Guess! The! Sentences!

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“‘Go fuck yourself,’ I told him.”

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“Halliburton was about the friendships.”

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More at the link.

Feel free to add your own guesses.

I am not a crook.

Mr. Hussein tear down that wall.

I didn't know it was loaded.

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

Of course it was, but he lies.

Go fuck yerselves if you don't like it....and don't ask how well my portfolio's done since 2000. Gimme another drink and watch me kill these doves with clipped wings.