"Adios. I have been pre-Rapturd." - Ye Olde Spirale Hawke

SpiralHawk

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Thu May-19-11 07:38 PM
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"Adios. I have been pre-Rapturd." - Ye Olde Spirale Hawke

"That's right. You won't have me to kick around any more.

"Turns out that I am so ahead of the pack that the POWERS have already slurped me up into the Great Beyond so I'd not have to deal with the inconvenience of rush hour on Saturday.

"This message is being typed for you by my clone. If I like the work he does, I may let him use my screen name to continue the QUEST for Truth, Justice, and the American Way."

- SH

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malaise

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Thu May-19-11 07:42 PM
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1. You'll drop like that cute dog dropped by the eagle

by Saturday night - hope you don't have cuts and broken ribs. :evilgrin:

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polly7

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Thu May-19-11 07:43 PM
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2. Did you yell: "SURPRISE !!!" ?? nt.

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DearAbby

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Thu May-19-11 07:45 PM
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3. Sheeeyet Spiral

Edited on Thu May-19-11 07:46 PM by DearAbby

As chunky as the figure in the painting, they had to make special arrangements for you, not even the awesome powers of Jesus in the throes of Rapture could lift your chunky ass....:evilgrin:

Edit: sitting in the corner pouting, "Why wasn't I pre-Raptured.

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Desertrose

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Thu May-19-11 07:49 PM
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4. Oh darn...was gonna send ya a big fat check on Sunday....

....guess I'll just keep it now.(Can't give it to clones...gotta be the real deal!)

"Rapturd"...sounds pretty messy to me.:evilgrin:

:hi::hug::loveya:
DR

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AsahinaKimi

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Thu May-19-11 07:51 PM
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5. Wait....wait...wait...

Edited on Thu May-19-11 07:52 PM by AsahinaKimi

Is the past tense of PreRaptured... PreRuptured? :shrug:

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RKP5637

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Thu May-19-11 08:37 PM
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6. Nothings quite like those advanced reservations and early flights!!! LOL n/t

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spanone

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Thu May-19-11 08:39 PM
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7. k&r...

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felix_numinous

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Fri May-20-11 12:14 PM
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8. Oh-- and you're gonna keep the password secret?!??!

Some friend you are! Just GO!!! :cry:

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NeedleCast

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Fri May-20-11 12:15 PM
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9. So they have internet in the afterlife - good to know

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joeybee12

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Fri May-20-11 12:15 PM
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10. Damn You! Write me a big fat check before you go! nt

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