The 437th thread about May 21

I'm just wondering if some of the people here are worried. :P

The world is not going to end on Saturday, awright? The world will only end if Michele Bachmann becomes President and nukes every country on Earth because Jesus and Elvis tell her to.

Along with the rest of you.

And the face I'll be seeing is :evilgrin:

I for one will be staying away.

Unless it's going to happen like a wave, slooooowly picking people up as it circles the globe, I doubt it will be 6PM PDT; probably closer to 4:30pm GMT. Which means if it happens at once, I'm probably going to be at the Hillcrest Farmer's Market with Laz talking to the Wes the oyster farm vendor, Mary the fancy cheese vendor (Laz loves his stinky cheeses and his goat cheeses), Keith (AKA Mr. Bubbles) the British Pub Food vendor and have no idea it's going on for a good hour or so...

Haele

with date time and time zones.

Well that carpenter only knows Cubits...

WHO KNEW?

:9

so it should pretty much be bust when the massive quake in New Zealand does not happen a few hours before EST.

Again, in the context of Christianity, those who promote the doctrine of the Rapture for their own benefit and glory are actually anti-Christian because they bring disrepute on the Church which is the Body of Christ, the believers by naming dates when the Bible clearly says that not even Jesus knew the date. The leaders of the Rapture movement are actually false prophets which is not a good thing to be in the context of Christianity.

Now atheists believe that all religions are false and a joke and have no problem holding them up, particularly Christianity, to ridicule in spite of the fact that likely thousands of DUers are practicing Christians to one degree or another. But that's why when referring to the Rapture I continually stated that in the context of Christianity it is a false doctrine.

watch them airbrush a big ass date and time onto a tour bus!!!!

I mean...W T F!?!?

:freak:

but like Millerites, I hope this finally puts a kibbush on the third great revival

We are such good people*, I can almost here the excuses a day early.






*people meaning the Chosen Ones that will wait another thousand years, all the rest are trash and will die...praise Him!

It's the squeaky wheel that gets all of the attention and publicity, like the guy who wanted to burn the Koran. Christianity, as in any group comprised of millions of people, has many "thems". In fact there is a Christian "them" who belong to DU.

He misread the billboard and went right out and bought himself a new truss. . .


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The title is The 437th thread about May 21...

If you add the "4" and the "3", you get "7". Coincidence?

And if you take the "2" and subtract the "1", you're left with "1", which clearly means you'll be alone after the Rapture (because "One is the Loneliest Number.....".

4+3 is 7, so we have a pair of 7's. May 21 is 5/21 adds up to 8 (5+2+1).

So the 778 area code is where it will be starting at 6:00. It says so in the Bible's appendix.